Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do I absulutly love Our Lady Peace, or do I just really like them?



A: Worf's the "Elevator Inspection Unit".[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] "How can you see into my eyes/ Like open doors?"



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Q asked: "But Janeway/Picard/Riker/Sisko why wont you be friends with me? Please? Pretty please with a galatic cherry on top?"



A: Because it's sick.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I can't bring Porthos to the 'bring your own food'-party? Why?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because you smell.

(I see Saxamaphone beat me like 8 posts ago, with the false thing. Sorry I didn't edit, I didn't see it. )[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why won't you talk to me, T'Pol?

A: Three pigs in a row shalalalalo![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: When you line up pigs and sing, what do you get?




A:Calculator and fishsticks.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What would the Hoshi 'bad japanese-to-english' translation of "counting the fishing rods" be?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Spink County, South Dakota.[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Where does Travis go when he's not getting screen time to get drunk and wallow in self pitty?

A. Litterings of Dental Hygiene notes spread all over the living room floor.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What is a sure sign of Celeste going through finals?

A. They would declare war on Bahrain just for fun, but they don't even know where it is.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is a good sign your president is George Bush?

A: "All man, not another nebula"[/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did the drummer of the Allman Brothers Band say about the band's new album cover?

A: Mouth cramps.[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What does a dental hygienst give their patients if they won't stop talking?

A. Happy Fathers Day!![/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Which annual even does PHJ [iost_uid0]always[/iost_uid0] forget?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Infinity minus one.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are the odds against Zeke's 'soon' meaning 'in less than ten days'?

A: Not bloody likely.[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Can I have a million dollars?

A. One plus one, plue one plus two.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How many shots were fired in that gun?

A: All weekend in a tent.[/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How many shots were fired in that gun?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Quite right Mr. Green.

Q: What's the local for the latest FOX reality show.

A: Ham Sandwich[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] "Here's the latest casuality of an away mission, Mr Neelix. What do you think you can do with it?"


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A banana ice-cream topped sweet crepe[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What exciting new villian will be showing up soon to tempt Seven of Nine to her doom?

A. Harvey the Wonder Hamster.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What was the result of the first geneticly enhanced suliban prototype?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A phonecall would do it.[/colorost_uid0]