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[Nic Corelli]

10. "The Host" - Riker and Beverly could have gone to more than just one kiss... into what could have been the worst `ship of that time. :mrgreen:

9. "Inner Light" - At the end, Picard could have simply woken up and said: "Arrrr, I have to get off this rum, it`s giving me most wacky little dreams!"

8. "Emergence" - Enterprise could have built an army of Evil Lemmings of Doom. :P :mrgreen:

7. "Tapestry" - We might have learned that, during his Academy days, Picard had been earning some extra money as a male stripper.

6. "The Measure of a Man" - Data is deemed non-sentient and dismantled into 47 cell phones. A toaster with a built-in Oxford dictionary of synonyms and a speaker is dispatched on the Enterprise to replace him.

5. "Face of the Enemy" - While posing as a Tal Shiar officer on the Romulan Warbird, Troi pushes the wrong button and destroys the Enterprise. Whoops!

4. "Galaxy`s Child" - Geordi actually scores with Dr. Leah Brahms. GASP! We can`t have THAT!

3. "Violations" - Oh wait. That one *did* go horribly wrong. Man, how that episode sucked.

2. "Chain of Command" - Picard is captured by that evil Cardassian guy, who turns out to be a huge Shakespeare fan. They spend the rest of the two-part episode debating about the plays and quoting scenes at one another ("There. Are. Four. Henrys! - Nooo! What about Henry the Fifth?")


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1."Cost of Living" - In the final scene, when Lwaxana shows up naked for her wedding, the director decides to film her full frontal. :twisted: :twisted:


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