How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

[NeoMatrix]

1 to mention John or TopHatMan while changing the lightbulb

4 to go get John to change it

2 to come up with ways to replace pie with lightbulbs

1 to say they will do it "soon", while the other gets tired of writing fivers in the dark, so they do it themselves

Only one was left to change the lightbulb on the space station after the latest "space station thwaping" rampage.

0 redshirts since it's considered too dangerous for redshirts to change lightbulbs