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Old 04-06-2005, 08:17 PM
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Return of the Jedi is a much better movie than The Empire Strikes Back.
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No, Return of the Jedi is a much better movie then Highlander 2


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Old 04-07-2005, 12:06 AM
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Depends, on whether it's Hyper-Text Mark-up Language, or Hyper-Tiny Mutant Llamas....
Hyper-Tiny Mutant Llamas are very difficult to see....
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Old 04-07-2005, 04:35 AM
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:28 AM
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Depends on who says the word......
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depends on weather you can read it

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Depends on your sample.


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no, you :roll: in MY general direction!

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No, your aviator is a drawing of a mouse saying EEP, perhaps it sees a cat

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No, you're wedding is tomorow...you're calendar is wrong!


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I wish that were really true, but it isn't

Nobody will take it, not even the junkyard, so you are stuck with it.

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No Enterprise was on last night.

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In the future you may time-travel back and watch it last night!


This statement is not true.
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It is proven later that the statment was not true

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