You Are Unable To Handle The Truth

[persianmouse]

Zeke will decide to kill you, then get distracted by pie, remember to kill you, get distracted by more pie, remember again, then have to go and do something Canadian, remember the killing of you he needs to do, but Battlestar is on, so he'll do it after, remember again, says he'll do it tomorrow, tomorrow comes, and he's says he'll do it the next day (for today he was distracted by ninjas/mormons), next day comes, and he promises to kill you 'soon', etc etc etc, until you finally die of old age, and Zeke still takes credit for it.

Pie and Pi are two seperate things, and bad things occure if you confuse the two.