The Grmphnyacken Times - Pie Study Publishes Conclusions

[richardson]

I feel the rejection of Pie...

It comes from *Thwack!* Ow! Yodck, quit that! *Thwack.* No, Pie is not from the dark side! *Twa-wack* Of course the sith lords nor the Sulliban invented it, it was created my Aunt May!

Now, as I was saying before so rudely interrupted by a figm *Thwack!* okay, I'll just get it over with!

I believe this threat to Pie comes from outside the Fiver. We must stand ready, for the un-fiver prepare to annialate all. *Thong! Richardson falls over from a frying pan to the head, and gets dragged off....*