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Old 06-15-2003, 08:27 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sax, allow me to bounce off your idea, for:

[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] The man's a machine! I've never seen a guy download so much information so quickly!
[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] That's because we only upgraded to ASDL last week.
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Oh. Right.

But I really liked NeoMatrix's one, with maybe a few minor phrase edits:

[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] So, what'll we download first?
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Acting skills?
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Yeah, right. How about Combat Training?
[iost_uid0](Neo spasms, sizzles, and comes out gasping for breath.)[/iost_uid0]
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Whoa! Give me more!
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Whoops. That was the "woman-in-the-red-dress" program.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] What dress?

And I'd actually put the original "Holy shit!" in instead of "Whoa!", but I'm not quite sure where we draw the line around here, and it's not exactly important.[/colorost_uid0]
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