Block 12 - Where the party would be

[Kira]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I this scene calls for a 5MV reference.

[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Good morning, Neo. Â Time for your training -- here's what you'll be learning.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] "How to become a martial arts master in 2698 easy steps." Â That sounds long.
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Don't worry, we've got a five-minute version.

You could also tack on the "woman in the red dress" gag after Tank's line.

Or, alternative version:

[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Good morning, Neo. Â Time for your training -- here's what you'll be learning.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] "How to become a martial arts master in 2698 easy steps." Â That sounds pretty heavy.
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Don't worry, we've got a condensed version. Â Training is long and life is short.
[bost_uid0]Cypher:[/bost_uid0] (over the comm) Shorter for some than others.
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] I've had just about enough of your pessimism.[/colorost_uid0]