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Well, I still find him funny, but I guess that's because I really haven't read that many of his columns as they were in the papers. I read his books and own the vast majority of them. My local papers didn't publish his columns back when he wrote them regularly, so I rely on the books, which are of much higher quality. It reminds me of Erma Bombeck. I got to know her by her books first, and by the time I read some of her columns I could tell where she'd stolen the jokes from to make her books.
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Dave Barry spoke at my commencement address. The Rock was there as well.
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Okay, there's a juxtaposition for you.
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Oh, it was quite intentional. Because Dave Barry rocks and The Rock buries his competition.
What?
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Okay, backing away slowly...
Oh, and I hope everyone enjoys the new avatar. I don't think I've used it before, have I?
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Quote:
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Quote:
I was starting to feel like an afterthough.
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Unless you happen to have been in the vicinity of Miami.
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Indeed. Miami is the largest city (and seat of government) of Juxtaposition County.
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*watches Nate's head begin to smoke*
Norman, coordinate!
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Juxtaposition in terms of they're two entirely different personalities.
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