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Old 11-21-2006, 02:27 AM
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Old 11-21-2006, 03:54 AM
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Old 11-21-2006, 05:16 PM
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Ah, high school. That was...what? Before I'd even heard of the idea of a fiver? Before I'd read any webcomic at all? Before I even had an e-mail address? Yikes. Oh, please talk me down, somebody!

Just a little geezer humor there. Well, call it fifty-fifty.

Talk about your twenties being the most event-filled of your life, and I'm not even half done yet. Well, I am if you count post-graduation from high school, which I don't, really. Eighteen and nineteen, at least for me, were basically just a continuation of high school, only in college. That make sense to anyone else?
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Old 11-21-2006, 07:28 PM
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Old 11-22-2006, 12:10 AM
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Old 11-22-2006, 12:25 AM
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Old 11-22-2006, 01:43 AM
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Old 11-22-2006, 02:01 AM
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Old 11-22-2006, 02:18 PM
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Geezer? Hah! Just wait 'till you're past the quarter century. You can see thirty looming on the horizon and you realise that it's all downhill from here.
LOL! Dude, you are SO wrong. Thirty is fantastic. You get to thirty and it's like, "I am officially too old to take anybody's shit any more." True adulthood is liberating.
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Geezer? Hah! Just wait 'till you're past the quarter century. You can see thirty looming on the horizon and you realise that it's all downhill from here.
Looming on the horizon? HA!

Just wait till thirty's walking up the front path!

THEN you can claim to be a geezer!
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