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Old 04-18-2007, 03:01 PM
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Great...Well, I'll look at it again and see what's wrong now. At least it's not crashing your browser like it did to me for a while...

EDIT: Well, I've reworked the randomness of it so at least now you've got an equal chance at seeing any given fiver, but I don't know why you would be seeing the same one over and over. If it still doesn't work, I've got another page that won't redirect you immediately and should be suitable for bookmarking the normal way.

http://www.webpages.ttu.edu/jonray/rfiver/index.html

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Old 04-18-2007, 06:26 PM
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No, that last one's fine. Thank you. It might be time for the official newspost now.
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Old 04-19-2007, 02:29 AM
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You might have been seeing the same one over and over if the link wasn't reloading each time - mine did it for a little while too.
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Old 04-19-2007, 04:00 AM
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Everytime I read a random fiver it becomes my new favorite one! DAMMIT THEY'RE ALL TOO GOOD

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'The part of me that is Riker says "Fat chance." The part of me that is... well gosh golly gee, they're all saying that.'
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Old 04-20-2007, 01:21 AM
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Commander Shelby: Hi. Can I have your job?
Riker: No. Will you sleep with me?
Shelby: No.
Riker: We seem to have reached an impasse.

Another classic fiver scene. Still in the top twenty in my book.

Borg: We're Borg. Get assimilated. Resistance sucks.
Picard: Somebody needs a new catchphrase.
Borg: Like "make it so" is any better.

Ditto.
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Old 04-20-2007, 02:38 AM
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Borg: We're Borg. Get assimilated. Resistance sucks.
I see this in about every second random fiver. That and 'Sucks to be that colony/outpost/ship/etc.'

I want to see 'Borg: See our speaker credit. You know the drill.'
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Old 04-20-2007, 07:37 PM
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Commander Shelby: Hi. Can I have your job?
Riker: No. Will you sleep with me?
Shelby: No.
Riker: We seem to have reached an impasse.

Another classic fiver scene. Still in the top twenty in my book.
Oh yes, I'd forgotten how much I like that one.
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Old 04-20-2007, 10:45 PM
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Another favorite is:

Doc: Hey, you! You're an idiot!
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