Ocarina of Time Fiver ver. 2.0

[Nate the Great]

Part Five: The Time Skip

Link: Ooh, no more drinking Poes before bed. What a headache!
Navi: Oh, that’s just the shrill whistle of a magic ocarina in the moat.
Link: And you would notice a shrill sound…how?
Navi: I’d be quiet if I were you. Otherwise I’d be forced to sing “It’s a Small World After All” to you.
Link: The horror!

Ocarina: You’ve reached the Princess Zelda channel on Ocarina VoiceMail. If you wish to leave a message, play an A note. If you wish to learn a new song, play a B note…
Link: (B)
Ocarina: Here’s the Song of Time. Now hightail it to the Temple of Time!
Link: Where else would you play something called the Song of Time?
Navi: You’d be surprised…

Navi: It’s the Master Sword!
Link: I’d hate to see the Doctorate Sword. Yeesh, this thing’s heavy!
Ganondorf: I’d be happy to take it off your hands!
Link: Where’d you come from?
Ganondorf: That plot hole over there. See, it even has a sign on it!
Link: Rats.

Link: Yawn! I feel like I’ve slept for a week.
Rauru: Seven years, actually.
Link: Navi, did you forget to set my alarm clock AGAIN?
Navi: I plead the fifth!

Rauru: So you’ve been in stasis for seven years so you’ll be old enough to wield the Master Sword and save Hyrule.
Link: Hmm. So you have the power to do that, but not keep Ganondorf AWAY from the Temple of Time?
Rauru: He used the servant’s entrance.
Link: Ugh.

Navi: The Temple of Time is in pretty good shape. I wonder who’s been dusting everything?
Sheik: That would be me.
Link: And you would be…?
Sheik: The name is Sheik. Basil Exposition Sheik.

Shiek: I’m here to tell you where to go.
Link: Please tell me you killed the owl.
Shiek: Yes.
Link: Then you’re my new best friend.