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Patricia: I wuv my daddy!
Constance: The evil, heartless media is picking on you! President Whitmore: Now that I've been sufficiently demonstrated to be a Good Guy, let's give the audience what they came for: two men playing chess. David: Geez, what's going to kill this planet first: your disregard for ecological concerns, or the alien ship screwing with television reception? Julius: Probably both. And because someone had to say it . . . Satellite: In Soviet Russia, satellite smashes YOU! Mothership: Are we *in* Soviet Russia? Satellite: Er, no. Mothership: Well, then . . .
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