Feature: Five-Minute "Eleven Is Prime"

[Wowbagger]

Needless to say, this is amazing. From now on, whenever I get asked for a TLDR, my problems are solved.

Picard: You know, there's a book that might give you some ideas...
Spock: That book is ridiculous. Who ever heard of combined Romulan/Borg technology?

I laughed once, because Shatner.

THEN, I laughed again, because Countdown!

Fun fact: "Spock wept" is the shortest line in the King James Version of Star Trek.

Man, I hoped someone would do something with this.

Immediately after the end of this fiver, Morn shouted, "GIT DOWN!"