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ost_uid0]Here's my first contribution. Â I like the [i ost_uid0]Titanic[/i ost_uid0] bit, so I used it. Â (The "Don't look down" bit is also good.)[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] Neo, here is your next lesson. Â You must jump between these two buildings.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/b ost_uid0] Whoa.[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] It's easy -- watch.(Morpheus jumps the buildings) [b ost_uid0]Neo:[/b ost_uid0] Who do you think I am, Superman?[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] I certainly hope not.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/b ost_uid0] Well, here goes... I'm the king of the woooooorrrrrrllll-- (SPLAT! )[b ost_uid0]Trinity:[/b ost_uid0] His landing could use work. What do you guys think? Â 6.5?[b ost_uid0]Tank:[/b ost_uid0] 6.0. Â That [i ost_uid0]Titanic[/i ost_uid0] ripoff was terrible.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/b ost_uid0] What kind of lesson was that?[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] It wasn't. Â I just thought watching you swan dive off a skyscraper would be funny.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/b ost_uid0] Hey... I'm bleeding. Â I thought you said this was just a big video game?[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] It is. Â We just haven't cracked the cheat code for unlimited lives yet.(To understand the Superman reference, go here.)[/color ost_uid0]
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