Answer --> Question game

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Computer, turn the tv on.

A: No, it was a blue one.[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is this the medical tricorder you wanted?


A: ALL HAIL THE SPORKS![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did everyone chant at the wedding of Mr Fork and Mrs. Spoon?

(That or, "What did that sign say that we just passed?")

A: Captain, that is the last nebula in the universe, yet we still dont have any coffee.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *sigh* Is [iost_uid0]this[/iost_uid0] the coffee nebula then?

A: Of course you can come along. But remember, you'll die if you say anything.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Ensign Bob requesting permission to go on the away mission with you.

A: Watching Star Trek with 3-D glasses, now that would be cool.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You know what would be cool for movie night? If we'd --

A: No, I got it, I just have to... AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ensign, we need a plan to help me survive while you die in the process.

A: Redshirts that get promoted[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is Ensign Kim's worst nightmare?

A: That's not Earth, it's the Gas Giant we passes a week ago.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Neelix to Janeway: Is that Earth? Is that Earth? Hey, the huge, light-emiting ball o gas, is THAT Earth?



A: Here, have some salt, the cure-all for everything.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Qoctor, Im mutating into a lizard. I need your help!

A: Hmm, im lost in space on the holodeck in a ship that is lost in space.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I think I have the Vidiian Phage. There is no cure for that. What should I do now?

Q: What are you doing? And where the HELL are you?

A: Go watch tv or something![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Neelix: What can I do to help you in this sticky situation?

A: Archer to Janeway, welcome to my time[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: They stole all our replicators? Does that mean we have to eat Neelix's food every day?

A: This person is not going to travel.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What makes you think this guy's lying when he says he likes to travel? Just because he doesn't have any guns...

A. Um, I think you're mixing your movie quotes up again.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: As Q once said: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.

A: I would, but there's this person I have to kill, so I really have to go.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, my friend just called. He said someone's been hired to kill him. Lets go help him out.

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] No. Fortunately, he found his commbadge on the control-panel so he could contact his ship.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, did the good captain actually manage to locate his clothes?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I've got no more use for him. Kill him.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:I have a redshirt doing nothing, what shall we do with him?

A: If I ate that pizza when I we went back to earth in the past, I wonder if that would effect the timeline that much.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Wasn't there a star here when we left? We didn't erase it from the timeline just by going back in time did we?

A: If you had eaten the pizza, the depressed person that'll come in here in a couple of hours will commit suicide because he can't get his daily pizza. A dead person can't get a son who will become president to make peace all over the world. Does that answer your question?[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why can't I have any pizza? I haven't eaten in two hours!

A: The one with the knee length beard and the purple pointy hat. He's sitting next to the giant rabbit and his buddy Mr Giant-Anteater.[/colorost_uid0]