Answer --> Question game

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] NAH, why do you keep falling flat on your face reading all these Polish road signs?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like the dog chewed on it.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I think I've heard this song before.

A: Staring at the ceiling, wondering how I ended up on the floor.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how did your attempt to take Frodo's ring away from him work out?


A: You know who's cool? Sam. And Frodo. But not Farimir. He's a meany.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Look at my new space station! Isn't it cool?

A: The [bost_uid0]Great[/bost_uid0] Forestatlas.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's something interesting to research?



A: Oodles of ribbons with noodles of bobins.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:What answer could kill a forum?

A: Someone pushed the power button, then fell into a deep sleep.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So now that we finally managed to turn on the lights, tell me, what happened?

A: When the host is dead, the virus dies with it. When the host is revived, we hope the virus isn't.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, why are we dousing Buffy's body in antiviral solution, again?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because I feel the need to express my UNDYING love for David Wenham![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you say you want to become a vampire?

A: Who the hell is David Wenham?[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Quick, Cat! Ask a question which is likely to get you slaughtered by 17!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Argh.


Have you watched ROTK, Cat? David Wenham is the guy who plays Faramir. ::Very:: cute.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why's it raining in Ottawa on Christmas Eve?

A: iMacs make me say nice things about Winblows.


[quoteost_uid0]David Wenham is the guy who plays Faramir. ::Very:: cute.[/quoteost_uid0]

I'm cuter.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you saying your computer ate my CD?

A: Death, the void, and nothing.

[quoteost_uid0]Have you watched ROTK, Cat? David Wenham is the guy who plays Faramir. ::Very:: cute.[/quoteost_uid0]
No, I haven't. And frankly, I don't plan to, either. I missed TT too, and I barely followed the Fellowship.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If Borimir went the way of Farimir, what would he see?



A: Bad Pippin! No lembas![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Frodo say when Pippen drank the last of the ale?

A: Hey Frodo, look what I found![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Sam, what are you doing with that strange, shiny round disc that says "Lord of the Rings?"




A: Oh no, Legolas would do that.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey Opium, nance naked in the snow with me, will you?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cat needs to be saved from the pits of ignorance and the damned.

[Sa'ar-- while that may be so, I'm nowhere as cute as Eowyn, much less cuter, so that doesn't make us any hotter than the most shagadelic couple in all of Middle-Earth. Sorry.][/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's with the rope ladder?

A: We fish you a hairy Christmoose and a hippo New Year.

[quoteost_uid0]I'm nowhere as cute as Eowyn, much less cuter,[/quoteost_uid0]

I beg to differ.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, Sa'ar, are you an animal lover?

A: I need to be saved from the pits of [iost_uid0]what[/iost_uid0]?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So Aragorn WILL headlock you, you know.



A: Wowzers, she left it in Chicago.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Inspector, didn't I see that girl fiddling with your can-opener gadget a few days ago? Where is it now? I want to open this can.


A: I'm going to get THWAPped hard no matter how I answer this question, aren't I? :suspicious: :dead:[/colorost_uid0]