Answer --> Question game

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Who put pink bows in Nelix's hair!?

A. A tennis ball.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the one object on Earth that no-one has used as a murder weapon on Columbo, Murder She Wrote, Law and Order, or in Agatha Christie books?





A:Prune juice and Tickle Me Tribble


((Agatha Christie rules. Some other writers drool. Some dont. Some also rule))[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Name two characters from Lloyd Webber's latest musical.


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: "Ich bien ein Saskatchewaner."[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you say "I am a field of wheat" in mock-German?

A: And all that jazz.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:How do you summarize what Torres talks about Technobabble?

A:The dreams of a holographic doctor[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Um,Five, six and seven of Nine, Torres and her twin Gemini, Janeway and Janisroad, Oprah and only being able to speak in Opera everywhere...What on VOYAGER is this program?


A: A cat in a big floppy hat.[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's on the mat?

A: A large, purple octopus[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What's Dr. Phlox's recommended cure for a headache?

A. One of Neelix's dinners.

(hah! I flipped the Neelix Q&As! )[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What tastes like nothing at first, but like smelly feet with a lot of red pepper when you swallow it?

A: Oh, just the worst apocalypse ever.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you call the Apocalypse where three of the four Horsemen get their horses stolen while they're in the pub, and the seas turn to ketchup, and there's a rain of frog?

A: He can't play a note unless the bass and guitar are playing with him.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is Hotblack Desatio's one completely inexplicable foible?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: He changed his name to Zutroy.[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What did Aragorn do when he found out he was really 87 years old?

A. Rabbit Stew with po-tay-toes.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What scene was dropped from the first [iost_uid0]Austin Powers[/iost_uid0] film in favour of the one involving 'lemon sher-bert'?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: A barrel of fish.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the best meal Neelix ever made?
Damn.

Q: What did Odo turn into when Quark tried to steal some junk from the cargobay?

A: A rope-dancer.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What term describes Callista Flockheart grooving on the dance floor?

A: False.[/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: True or False?

A: The Cha-Cha.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]dim A, B, X as boolean

A = (Archer kicks ass)
B = (Porthos != chilli)

X = (A or B)

[bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's the value of X?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Haha! Yes, I guess you're right. [/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Archer, did you know that you're a brainless, dimwit moron with the intelligence of a tube worm?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] "If it makes me happy, it can't be that baaa-a-a-aaad...."[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh please, don't sing. I hate it when you sing.

A:It wasn't me.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Okay, WHO FARTED?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Sometimes. Not always, but sometimes.[/colorost_uid0]