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Q: Look! Up in the sky! The huge hot-dog shaped spaceship from Austin Powers! Do you see it?
A: Ur goin 2 b ther?
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Did you know I absolutely loathe when people use "u" in place of "you"? Now, anyway, about this party...
A: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
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Q: R U goin 2 prom wit TopHatMan & John?
A: I...am...the...real...slim...shady.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Are you the real slim shady? Or are you just immitating?
A: Data, you're not making sense, shut up!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then! |
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Q: I saw this episode of Futurama were William Shatner was playing Kirk for an alien and he was singing "The Real Slim Shady" the Shatner way.
A: Boohoo.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: No one likes Britney!
A: How inappropriate! |
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Q: TopHatMan took off his Top Hat, then left the mall.
A: That could be a problem. |
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#8
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Q: Did you hear? Tophatless-TopHatMan has gone crazy in the city!
A: In the firepit. |
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Q: Where is the Voyager DVD Giftset I gave you?
A: Oops, I did it again, I sang a new song, that sounds like the rest, oh baby baby.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: What did the crazy not-britney fan say about Britneys latest song that sounds no way like the others? Britney is so great, I'm glad you came to the Britney fan club meeting, Opium. Britney.
A: You can bittorent it. |
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Q: Cue the Britney impersonation!
A: Modern Art.
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Truer words were never spoken. Xeroc Central 5MChat: PHP/JS Chat 2.0 Click here to view the chat in progress! |
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Q: What is the colour of Britney's inspiration?
A: Oooo, shiny.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Check out this ruby!
A: Wings of Fire!!1
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What further instructions could there be besides, 'Kiss your ass goodbye'? |
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Q: Hi Ginga! I- What the heck is that music in the background?
A: I told the music guys to play Vertigo!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then! |
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Q: What's that music playing?
A: It's a neat new program.
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Truer words were never spoken. Xeroc Central 5MChat: PHP/JS Chat 2.0 Click here to view the chat in progress! |
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#17
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Q: Hey, Xeroc, what's that you're cookin' there?
A: Hey, that's mine, you little p'taq!
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Q: Why are you wearing a space suit? And who were you talking too?
A: Julie Andrews did it! |
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Q: Who put this Sound of Music DVD set here... with a Princess Diaries bonus disk...?
A: *flies away*
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