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06-23-2005, 10:05 PM
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Q: What was the name of that musical we saw with the really bizarre old lady in it?
A: That there dog has six legs....and two penises!
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#2
06-24-2005, 01:24 AM
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Q: What did the drunk man say as he watched a dog cross the street?
A: JELLO ALERT!
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#3
06-24-2005, 04:35 AM
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Q: Gelatin destroyer off the port bow!
A: Take a cab.
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#4
06-24-2005, 09:04 AM
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Q: Can I use your starship? Please?
A: Well, if you put it that way...
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#5
06-26-2005, 03:30 AM
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Q: So what did you tell your wife before she threw the tv at you?
A: I saw it coming, but didn't duck
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#6
06-26-2005, 04:45 AM
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Q: Hey, Neo! *throws TV at Neomatrix*
A: I really think you went overboard.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#7
06-26-2005, 05:58 AM
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Q: What do you think of me throwing this much stuff off the side of the ship?
A: Oh, come on. Really, now. Seriously.
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#8
06-26-2005, 07:35 AM
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Do you think we are wasting our lives in pursuit of the elusive Fivers?
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#9
06-26-2005, 09:29 AM
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Q: You forgot how this works again, didn't you? :twisted:
A: I luv Greg Sanders!
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#10
06-27-2005, 03:04 AM
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Q: Okay, wait for it... wait for it... Quick! Now! Say something random!
A: Ooo! Me!
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#11
06-27-2005, 03:10 AM
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Q: Who wants to smell this deer urine?
A: It was that episode of 'Family Guy' that finally did it.
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#12
06-27-2005, 03:11 AM
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Q: So, what exactly caused you to turn into a crazed lunatic.
A: Underwater basket-weaving.
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#13
06-27-2005, 03:53 AM
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Q: Which of the following is not a hobby of Captain Soma; kicking ass and looking good doing it, trying to get his parents to have sex (with each other), or underwater basket-weaving ?
A: Nah, it was that hooker with the lazy eye.
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#14
06-27-2005, 07:40 AM
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Q: Do you think it was Nick Stokes being buried alive in a coffin that made him so weird?
A: Well, there are many.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#15
06-27-2005, 04:57 PM
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Q: Aren't numbers cool?
A: The first letter and first vowel of the alphabet in modern English, and in other languages that also use the Latin alphabet.
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#16
06-28-2005, 11:10 AM
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Q: What are you memorizing?
A: I closed my eyes.
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#17
06-28-2005, 05:43 PM
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Q: ohmygodthatwassofuckingcool, didja see, that?
A: Turns out I was listening to Christian rock the whole time.
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#18
06-28-2005, 06:17 PM
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Q: Did you see the waaaay cool thingy persianmouse called me?
A: "I wonder where my baby is tonight? I wonder where my baby is tonight? I wonder what went wrong And how she's gettin' on I wonder why my baby doesn't bite?"
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#19
06-29-2005, 03:53 AM
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Q: What did Tom Cruise say when Katie finally told him he's a lemon-head?
A: If you think that, that's fine.
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#20
06-29-2005, 12:23 PM
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Q: I think I'm a lemon
A: McNOO!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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