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[color=#000000:post_uid0]I agree with Sa'ar - Derek's robot scene is much better. May be improved with a couple of tiny changes of phrase:
[b:post_uid0]Robot:[/b:post_uid0] Hey! I can see his head! It's a boy! [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Gee, thanks. As if the birth symbolism wasn't obvious enough. [b:post_uid0]Robot:[/b:post_uid0] I think you mean rebirth. [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] No, rebirth is when you're dunked in water. [b:post_uid0]Robot:[/b:post_uid0] That can be arranged. (WHOOSH!) [b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Hey look, everyone! It's a boy! [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Sigh. I don't like the following as much, but I like it better than some of the other suggestions so far: [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey! You promised M&Ms and rabbit holes, not goo and Borg implants! Get these tubes out of my body! [b:post_uid0]Robot:[/b:post_uid0] Sure thing, Neo! [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Good! Now get me something to wash this pink gunk off! [i:post_uid0](FLUSH)[/i:post_uid0] Also, the two threads on Morpheus and the Question might be possible to combine into one: [b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] We're here. Now, be honest -- he knows more than you can possibly imagine. [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Huh. I seem to get that a lot. [b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Hello, Neo. I know you have a question, a question that is eating away at you, and here... here, you can find the answer to that question. [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Sweet! Then you can tell me where I can get shades like that? [b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] I'm going to pretend I heard, "What is the Matrix?" [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Oh. Is it a giant virtual construct that only exists in the minds of the people hooked up to it? [b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Take all the fun out of it, why don't you. As for the DayQuil, I must confess - as part of aforementioned "international audience," I ain't got a clue what it is. I can get the joke from the context, but I say drop the Quils. The M&M joke is great. Am looking forward to a block where I get in before the whole scene is written. :)[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Standback"][b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey! You promised M&Ms and rabbit holes, not goo and Borg implants! Get these tubes out of my body!
[b:post_uid0]Robot:[/b:post_uid0] Sure thing, Neo! [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Good! Now get me something to wash this pink gunk off! [i:post_uid0](FLUSH)[/i:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0] You know, I remember thinking about a Borg joke for this scene earlier, but we were on Block 4 or so at the time. But I think if there's going to be a good Borg joke it has to be here. Um, how about: [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] I am Neo of Borg. Resistance is futile. [b:post_uid0]Robot:[/b:post_uid0] Oh, like that's the first time I've heard [i:post_uid0]that[/i:post_uid0]. Hold still while I unplug you. [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] I will be dissimilated. (FLUSH!) You could also work in some reference to BoBW or Unimatrix Zero, the latter probably being better because a dream world built by drones has just a number of similarities to [i:post_uid0]The Matrix[/i:post_uid0]. (Maybe you could talk about Neo being cut off from the "hive mind" or something, I don't know.) Edit: ARGH! Why does !) always become a smiley?[/color:post_uid0]
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