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04-07-2004, 04:11 AM
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 ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Dear Sally: I know you don't exist yet, because the monks won't change everyone's memories to include you for another year or so, but I've decided to narrate my college years and I needed someone to narrate them to. It would be silly to just spontaneously record "logs" or something. So you're elected.Sally: No problem. Stop that. ... Felicity: You're hot, Noel. David: I'm David. Felicity: Right. After another 50 or so of those Freudian slips, it occurred to me I might actually want Noel. Besides, by then David was getting his blood sucked on the side, and I wasn't too happy about that. So I dumped him. David: Ow! Out the window. David: GAK! From fifty stories up. I didn't like him much. ... Campaign Posters: Vote for Felicity Porter or we'll club 5000 baby seals with homeless people. The voters called my bluff and elected Richard, who had run on a platform of clubbing me with a baby seal. Felicity: Ow! Baby Seal: Urp.[/quote ost_uid0]:lol: One of the silliest yet![/color ost_uid0]
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