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Nope, my neck (or my toung :shock: ) would have to grow another two inchs.
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But of course, the founders would have put that skill in the genetic code of the Vorta. It's a great distraction tactic when in war with humans.
Oh, and Worf couldn't shoot an elbow licking Vorta if it stood right in front of him. It's different with the bat-leth, of course.
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Alien who is spying on Earth: Those pathetic humans are trying to lick their own elbows. We advanced aliens found out long ago that it is impossible.
*alien looks over at the crew, who are attempting to lick their own elbows* Alien: Why do I have the sudden urge to lick my elbow? |
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:roll: See?! You HAVE to try it!
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The question I have to ask now is... why would anyone want to lick their elbow?
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Interesting question Hotaru...but I'm sure there are a great many reasons...um...yeah. I'm sure there are :mrgreen:
*thinks* Maybe you dipped your elbow in your coffee by accident and didn't want to waste the coffee? (Mmmmmm...)
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I think all that coffee is getting to your head, Lexy.
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200 posts....
*Looks at own postcount* Erm, no comment.
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^What do you mean, no comment? Of course you have comment! You always have comment!
I, on the other hand... :roll:
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Okay, so I again attempted to lick my elbow and succeeded. I can`t believe nobody else can do it, :P
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PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDANCE! :P
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Hmm...nic, no one is beleiving you! *tries again* Nope, it's not possible! Show us the mone...er, photo!
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I think Nic might be pulling our collective... elbows.
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Probably. If not, Nic, you're a freak.
But then again, aren't we all? :roll:
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Photographic evidence? That might be difficult... First, to suffer the humiliation of someone taking a picture of me while I`m all distorted, with my elbow on my mouth and my tongue sticking out and licking it... then for people in the photo studio to see that while developing pictures... then all of you looking at me in that position...
Isn`t my honest word as a Vorta enough? :shock:
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