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September 5: 5MNG 3rd Anniversary
Well, it's that time of year again. Break out the party favors, the Troi-shaped cake, a surly Klingon, and Will Riker's trombone: 5MNG turns three today! 5MV's oldest subsite, it's been around as long as I have, and with today's contributions, it's now fived 60% of the Next Generation material. So let's hear it for Marc, 5MNG, and more great years to come! In celebration of the momentous occasion, we're going to have three days of three fivers apiece. To start us off, we've got Five-Minute "The Quality of Life" from the head cheese himself, Marc Richard, accompanied by Five-Minute "Violations" by Derek Dean and Five-Minute "The Outcast" by Wade. You'll also notice some changes to the site layout: as with 5MD and 5MST before it, 5MNG is now the latest victim of Zeke's PHP mania. So, enjoy, and come back for more tomorrow.
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YAY! Congrats, Marc!
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Seriously, my congratulationsest congratulations to Marc and 5MNG. Three years is a long time -- and that's in 5MV time. It's 36 years in regular time.
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The first two are great, but the third one is maulfunctioning!
It doesn't have any enters. Like this one. Or these two. Or boldness! It's way too shy.
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Thanks for the tipoff -- I've fixed the fiver.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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All three fivers are great! Now I can't wait for tomorrow!
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Oh God, its all in PHP! Oh the humanity! WHY? WHY? (breaks down in tears)
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You don't like PHP, Wade? That's a pity -- it likes you.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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PHP loves you. Why don't you like PHP, Wade? WHY? WHY?
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The link to the TrekNation guide page on "Violations" is thus
http://www.treknation.com/episodes/tng/season5/Captain's%20Log:%20We%20are%20transporting%20a%20g roup%20of%20Ullians,%20a%20race%20of%20psychos. .shtml I've got a suspicion that this isn't right somehow...
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Save yourselves! PHP will destroy you! You must take fire to it! Do not let it consume you!
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*wonders why there are almost no quotes in this thread yet*
WOW :shock: THREE FIVERS! 8) Cool And it would have to be on a day when I've been REALLY busy so I haven't had time to read them :wink: I've just read the first one and I have two things to say. Quote:
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Kick ass Short Circuit reference :wink: I love that film! Nice one Mark! Now, to read the others :mrgreen:
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OK, read the 2nd one. My thoughts...
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So, I quoted almost all the fiver :wink: That was a good'n :mrgreen: *goes to third fiver*
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Ok, read the last one. Yes I will be doing a large post full of quotes again for the third time in a row. I'm my defence, you asked for it posting 3 great new fivers in one day. You should know better :wink:
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This is what procrastination gets me. Everyone else has aready quoted the best bits.
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