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September 20: Star Wars Trilogy
Greetings, all, and welcome to another Kira Extravaganza. (Or Kiravaganza, if you will.) Today, I bring you fivers that I started writing a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... well, undergrad. In fact, I started jotting down scenes for these before I even had them called. Those initial scenes are long gone, but the final product is here after close to a year and a half of writing, tweaking, and... a lot of waiting.
Ladies and gentlemen, fiver fans, I give you.... Five-Minute Star Wars. Fear not, for fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering... but you only have to suffer until tomorrow to get the next installment. Cheers, and enjoy.
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Excellent, excellent fiver, Kira. Hilarious from start to finish.
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ROTFLMAOL!
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Oh, boy.
Much stuff good and funny here. Some I liked: Quote:
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Good start, Kira -- looking forward to more. Edit: Oh,yeah ... as NAH pointed out, the blurb, too. Hee.
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*jaw drops* Oh....my......gosh......IT'S HERE? WOO-HOO! :mrgreen:
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Brilliant stuff all around, Kira! :mrgreen: Oh, and very nice blurb too
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Great work once again, Kira. Here's my favorite part:
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As I read this thread (well actualy the main 5MV page) I was currently listening to the soundtrack to Return of the Jedi. You know, psyching myself out for the Trilogy tomorow. WHICH I AM SO GETTING.
::ahem:: Kira you rock. That is all.
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Kira, it occurs to me to add:
Thank you for calling it Five-minute Star Wars, instead of that incredibly lame, tacked-on-22-years-after-the-fact, really stupid "A New Hope" boojazz. Revisionism should only be allowed to go so far, even where George Lucas is concerned. (Next up, folks: a rant upon "Hikaru" -- sheesh! :roll: ) [Disclaimer: this post will make absolutely no sense to most of you -- don't worry about it.]
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ROFL!
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Fantastic job, Kira!
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Very impressive, Kira. A great start to your magnificent octopus. What?
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More of this? WOO!
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Either that or actors are very dumb.
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I can't really say much I'm afraid - my head has exploded with happiness.
Yes, I know what you're thinking, and yes, you're sick. :P
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Indeedly!
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I read the first sentence and decided to save it for a day on which I feel very depressed. Or until I can't stop myself.
Two questions: 1) You call fivers before you write them?! Whoa! Work-saving revelation! 2) Who's listening to tonights BBC broadcast of Hitchhiker's Guide Fit the Thirteenth? Downloaded RealOne player just for tonight.
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