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06-27-2003, 12:24 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: What happened here. We must solve this mystery. What sound could possibly be so horrible that it would cause the population of an entire world to commit mass suicide?A. Oh thats just my new friend ZzZzooolaxxxxxxxxxxx.[/color ost_uid0]
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06-27-2003, 12:43 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. Commander Jane, who [iost_uid0]is[/iost_uid0] this man and why is he hypnotizing you?A. He's still mad about getting walloped by a Talaxian in a fistfight.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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06-27-2003, 01:35 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why did Tom take the shuttle and break Warp 10?A: Captain, there is a planet up ahead with millions of starbucks.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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06-27-2003, 02:16 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Lord Vader, I'm in a destructive mood. Find me something to blow up.A: An orcish pincushion[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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06-27-2003, 02:21 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's that dead elf with all those skinny swords stuck in him?A: Gimli, you're not as hot as Legolas, get over it![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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06-27-2003, 02:27 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, im soooo sexy. I am hotter than Legolas? Am I right?A: Red Alert, Starbucks are multiplying at an emormous rate!! Janeway should be here soon. She is our only hope.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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06-27-2003, 02:45 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So, Neo, when did you first begin to notice signs of a Starbucks obsession?A: Not da mama![/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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06-27-2003, 09:46 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Did you know that the mother in "Stereotype High School" was a stereotype?A: You What to the WHAT in the WWHHAATT?[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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06-27-2003, 02:51 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: (over the intercom) Guess what I did today? I ..t...d a huge ......er......in the gra.... .......!!A: When that happens, Charlie's Angels will get their own spaceship.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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06-30-2003, 02:36 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What did Legolas say about trying to find a person to match his looks?A: Microsoft Office Assistant, Version 868.3[/color ost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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06-30-2003, 05:31 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What was guaranteed by Mickey$oft to be "Absolutely 100% bug free, no, we really mean it this time, we're positively sure, really."A: An antibacterial flamethrower.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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06-30-2003, 07:05 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you call soap in an spray can?A: Charlie's Angels vs. The Hulk[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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06-30-2003, 08:53 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you pit the crews of Voyager and the Enterprise against each other?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You know, I REALLY don't want to know about it.[/colorost_uid0]
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06-30-2003, 08:58 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: This one time, at band camp, Wesley and Jake kinda did this thing really dirty thing...A: It's not my concern until next week![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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06-30-2003, 08:54 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you realize he's going to kill us all one by one?A: Shut up and turn up the heat![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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06-30-2003, 09:09 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is the normal Klingon approach to diplomacy?[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: It got to No.47 in the charts.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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06-30-2003, 10:05 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Did you ever hear the Borgy Boogie?A: Picnics are a perfectly legitimate means of settling disputes. Interesting note: Nan noticed a 47 occurance in one of the Indiana Jones movies...as well as Club Obi-Wan. At least, I think it was an IJ movie. Nan, what else did we watch, aside from commercials and unfunny SNL?[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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06-30-2003, 10:11 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is definitely [bost_uid0]NOT[/bost_uid0] the normal Klingon approach to diplomacy? Â  [b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: A poodle on a stick.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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06-30-2003, 10:53 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: (reading the signs at the state fairgrounds) Pickle on a stick, Porkchop on a stick, deepfried candy bar on a stick... what will they think of next.A: Well at first i thought he said "I want to drink your blood." then i relized he just said "what did you think of the flood."[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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07-01-2003, 01:22 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oh, my gosh, like, you met James Marsters in Vancouver during a rainfall? What did he say?A: Over the hill, down the cliff, and under the Waterfall of DOOM.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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