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Q: Mr. Sulu, what is this device that you are being dour to?
A: Sulu: How about I just sit here and be dour?
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Q: Mr. Sulu, what is this device that you are being dour to?
A: Sulu: How about I just sit here and be dour?
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Q: Do I hear an echo?
A: That's Venus, sir.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Set a course for that star, warp 9!
A: Flood!
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Q: Um... the Holodeck exploded during a Pacific Ocean simulation, and now there's Holo-emiters everywhere, You can said it now...
A: Hamsters taste good!
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Q: And, now, any culinary advice for our viewers out there?
A: About one million steps.
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Q: Where is the edible hamster
A: KillerGM like!
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Q: I'm sorry, sir, but you are not allowed to use that plastic knife to cut your steak. You may hurt someone.
A: Journalism school.
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Q: Since when did you have a notebook of useless yet embarassing facts about me?
A: ops:
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS |
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Q: Have you seen those new Viagra commercials?
A: It was, you know, like, okay.
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Q: So now that "NYPD Blue" is ending, whatcha gonna do?
A: It's Janeway's fault.
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Q: Say something to tick Ginga off
A: I'm not THAT stupid
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Q: Say something to tick Janeway off
A: There are actually several spoons.
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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Q: Neo, how many spoons are there?
A: Quit focusing on the spoon and actually use it to eat the pie |
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Q: oh what is that...it is so shiny?
A: do not look at me like that..I told you that the pie is too small
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Q: So where's the pie? *scowls*
A: Near the Hobbit House.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: So where is this planet you call "Earth"?
A: When will you learn that T'Pol is the only hot female allowed on the ship |
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Q: Why doesn't Hoshi get more screentime?
A: Because captains never get romance. EVER. Even when it would have made total sense. Even when it's P/C, Captain/Dr. ie, Crushard or Pisher. WAH.
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