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09-06-2006, 02:21 AM
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September 5
I have a lot to say, but absolutely no time to say it till (probably) Thursday, so it'll have to wait till then. I'm just posting quickly to note one thing: today is the fifth anniversary of the Next Generation subsite. It's not exactly a happy occasion this year, but I will be doing something for it when I get back.
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09-06-2006, 04:47 AM
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Cool, I'm hanging out with a five year old in my underwear!
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09-06-2006, 09:12 AM
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isn't it rather inappropriate for there to be a five-year-old in your underwear?
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09-06-2006, 01:19 PM
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evay wins.
I've edited the newspost to clarify that we're not talking about the whole site's fifth anniversary here. That was last year, and it was awesome.
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09-06-2006, 03:50 PM
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Wow... that was funny, I gotta admit.
Ok, in my underwear, I am hanging out with a .... nah, it's not funny anymore. Happy Anniversary!
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09-06-2006, 06:29 PM
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I wish I could take credit, but it's a riff on an old Groucho Marx line... still, if you're going to steal, steal from the best.
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09-06-2006, 07:44 PM
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I like to put clever or meaningful quotes in my signature so that other people will know that I know what clever or meaningful quotes are.
~ I'm a comedian and a poet, so if I say something and you don't laugh... then it was a poem.
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09-07-2006, 03:34 AM
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Was anyone else exposed to the elephant in pajamas joke for the first time from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
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09-07-2006, 04:01 AM
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09-07-2006, 05:04 AM
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09-08-2006, 05:44 PM
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I wrote the second exam on Wednesday. Just a minute ago I handed in my last assignment.
Now I am FREE!! (Getting a sense of how much pressure was just relieved here?)
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09-08-2006, 06:02 PM
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Seriously, gratz! Why was your last assignment at the start of the schoolyear?
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I like to put clever or meaningful quotes in my signature so that other people will know that I know what clever or meaningful quotes are.
~ I'm a comedian and a poet, so if I say something and you don't laugh... then it was a poem.
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09-08-2006, 06:13 PM
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I'm (a) a Master's student and (b) a horrible procrastinator who dug himself a bit of a hole this past term.
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09-08-2006, 07:56 PM
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*raises hopes to half-mast*
Gatac
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09-08-2006, 08:55 PM
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For ever.
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09-09-2006, 10:24 PM
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Free to post fivers more, whahahaha
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09-09-2006, 11:44 PM
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09-11-2006, 01:28 AM
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Is it Thursday yet? Mercy me, my calendar seems to have stopped...
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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09-11-2006, 01:44 AM
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I stopped it.
Because I knew you were gonna make a smartass remark and I wanted to control what it would be.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction Last edited by Zeke; 09-11-2006 at 01:46 AM.
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09-11-2006, 01:56 AM
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I had a lot snarkier version all ready to post. Give me credit for a little restraint.
I would use all caps if it wasn't rude in the extreme, but seriously, never use dates unless you're willing to figuratively swear on a Bible in the Supreme Court. Never ever ever. We understand Real Life, we understand Things Coming Up, but I don't understand a webmaster of your caliber still falling prey to faux pas like this. It's beneath you. Just don't say "I'll post on day X," then get all mad when day X arrives, nothing is posted, and we feel betrayed. Just reassure us that you are still here. That's all we want. There are untold websites that I've been to that haven't been updated in years, and the News area still acts like updates are occurring when they aren't and never will happen again. Oh and please stop it with the "probably" day X's too. It raises our hopes just as much as if the "probably" wasn't there.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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