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Hmm, well I'm still posting random fivers.
http://www.fiveminute.net/ds9/fiver.php?ep=defiant Having read the very start: Spock and Chakotay? Can I get an 'AAARRRGGGHHH!!!'?
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Kira: I was expecting something like "I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars, and the universe worships the night."
Riker: Yeah, well... dream on. Ah, The Dauphin. Great episode. Riker: Crewman, what's the status of the cloaking device? In Darmok language, please. Crewman: Janeway, her bathtub bubbled. Riker: Excellent. And the distance between us and the pursuing Cardassian ships? Crewman: Janeway, her coffee cup empty. Riker: God help us all. This has long held its place as one of my Top Ten Favorite Fiver Scenes.
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Well, if you really want the easiest random fiver function, I've hacked together a little php that'll do that. It'll pick a fiver randomly from a series that has an "All Seasons" link on the front page, so no movies or videogames yet, but that'll come sooner or later.
http://www.webpages.ttu.edu/jonray/r...andomfiver.php |
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Asky = est
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My forumgoers are so awesome.
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Impressive... most impressive.
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So how do you add that as a favorite without linking it to a specific fiver?
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Right click Asky's link above and click either "Bookmark the link" (Firefox/Mozilla) or "Add to Favorites" (IE). Then give it a suitable name. Now it will always be different.
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Uh, yeah. I save the link as a favorite, but each time I choose the favorite, it spits out the same fiver. I know that there is a infinitesimally small chance that a random sort will spit out the same fiver again, but it's about as big as Harry Kim's chances of getting promoted.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. Last edited by Nate the Great; 04-18-2007 at 11:44 AM. |
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Great...Well, I'll look at it again and see what's wrong now. At least it's not crashing your browser like it did to me for a while...
EDIT: Well, I've reworked the randomness of it so at least now you've got an equal chance at seeing any given fiver, but I don't know why you would be seeing the same one over and over. If it still doesn't work, I've got another page that won't redirect you immediately and should be suitable for bookmarking the normal way. http://www.webpages.ttu.edu/jonray/rfiver/index.html Last edited by Asky; 04-18-2007 at 03:49 PM. |
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No, that last one's fine. Thank you. It might be time for the official newspost now.
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You might have been seeing the same one over and over if the link wasn't reloading each time - mine did it for a little while too.
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Everytime I read a random fiver it becomes my new favorite one! DAMMIT THEY'RE ALL TOO GOOD
http://www.fiveminute.net/nextgen/fi...stofbothworlds 'The part of me that is Riker says "Fat chance." The part of me that is... well gosh golly gee, they're all saying that.'
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Commander Shelby: Hi. Can I have your job?
Riker: No. Will you sleep with me? Shelby: No. Riker: We seem to have reached an impasse. Another classic fiver scene. Still in the top twenty in my book. Borg: We're Borg. Get assimilated. Resistance sucks. Picard: Somebody needs a new catchphrase. Borg: Like "make it so" is any better. Ditto.
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Quote:
I want to see 'Borg: See our speaker credit. You know the drill.'
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Oh yes, I'd forgotten how much I like that one.
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Another favorite is:
Doc: Hey, you! You're an idiot!
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Heheh. From Basics, Part 1:
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Okay, from Jurisprudence:
Chakotay: Look, we both know this is a dream sequence, so can you lay off the mockery? I'm not the real Chakotay! Janeway: Tough. You know the rule -- all Chakotays are fair game. Chuckles just can't catch a break, can he? Byrd: Careful not to tick me off, old chum...you wouldn't want me telling Libby you were secretly in love with Lyndsay the whole time, would you? Kim: Wait -- those two were at the same time? Hmm...just before graduation...hey, you're right! I wonder how that happened? I also wondered about that. As a footnote, I have to say that that's the first virtual season fiver I've ever read. Weird stuff.
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And from Prime Factors...
(Hey, I'm bored and you gave me the most dangerous toy a fiver fan with way too much spare time could ask for...a forum! Mwahahaha! Neelix: They're the most ridiculously generous race in the sector. They also have a dark, dark secret. Janeway: We've found the perfect planet! As least someone is excited... Torres: GRRRRR! We need that device! Seska: I agree. Let's kill the Sicarans and drink their blood. Torres: I'd rather find a way with less vampirism. Seska: You're no fun. If only they kept Seska around for more episodes so we can spoof her more often... Captain's Log: Hear that? That's the sound of heads rolling. A classic Log, and a classic fiver one-liner. (a finer?)
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