The End is Nigh... Again

[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi

Well, I finally got around to writing down exactly what it was I got up to (though I excised all the bits that Interpol might find interesting). I'm pretty glad I survived it all, especially the part where cat tried to kill me by making me ride a bike (yeah, I spotted that particular ulterior motive right away). Luckily I was able to foil her plans by not swerving in front of cars and getting deaded, so that worked out pretty well for me.

http://pointyhairedone.livejournal.com/91452.html

*briefly removes false clean-shaven upper lip*

Swine Scotsman.

[mudshark]

No stupendously awesome bicycle crashes? Well, I am disappointed.