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Old 07-24-2005, 11:30 AM
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No, Cliffhanger Week has lasted over a month :wink:

Jujube is another word for a throat sweet.
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no, it's a type of candy :wink:

I read VG Cats
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No, you read about VG Cats!

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no... you are Valium :wink:

a group of lawyers is called a bar
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No, they're called a group of lawyers

I think.
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Old 07-27-2005, 04:59 PM
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No you don't!

A group of Lawyers is called either a group of lawyers, a bar, or a conspiracy
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Wrong! It's a gaggle of lawyers!

This chair is uncomfortable.
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Old 07-27-2005, 06:45 PM
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That's not a chair. It's a sabretooth tiger.

Sabretooth tigers are extinct.
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No they're not, I'm sitting on one.

This sabertooth tiger is uncomfortable.
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No it's not. See how it's comfortably chewing on that Persian mouse.

This is my first post in this topic.
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Actually, from my point of view (three hundred million years sideways), this is you last post in this thread....

I have just revealed the vague place where I am.....
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No, you're confusing place with time. You've revealed the vague time where you are.

This statement is going to be proven wrong.
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By using various calculus formulas, the previous statement is wrong because it can not be proven wrong due to pi.

I did not make any sense in the previous statement
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No you made perfect sense...Mr. Einstein!

Time and space are relative to when you last had lunch with Zaphod Beeblebrox.
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That should be "relative to when and where you last had lunch with Zaphod Beeblebrox."

I live on earth. Someplace, sometime and somewhere in the middle of the probability axis.
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No, you live on Terra Sol Trion!

I exist.
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Haven't you guys figured out yet that you're all just figments of my imagination?

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No, you create a complex system of electrical impulses which simulates thought.


Baboons are animals.
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No, Baboons are anamatronic killing robots, minions of the Zoo-creeper, who's bent on World Domination, and stuff.

It's never a good idea to eat poo.
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Old 07-28-2005, 05:13 PM
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Except if you're a rabbit.

Persianmouse has a very, very twisted mind.
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