Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where did the dazed, confused man in the top hat meet Britney Spears before they married for a brief weekend?


A: If you forget your top hat, buy one, of course![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I am all dressed up ready to go to the mall. Wait a minute, did I forget something?

A: Hmm, this weekend, some eagles ate some cheese, and some colts rammed some chiefs[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, confused dazed top-hatted man, what was the movie you saw about?



A: Dazed. Confused. Sticks around like a confused, dazed, thing wearing some sort of hat.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Well its day 47, and we are still at the mall watching this odd man. Oh wait, we have a witness to tell about his adventure watching this man. So how do you feel?

A: Stay tuned because this man may surprise us.

(My answer was not about a movie in my last post. It was about the NFL playoffs)[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, he's been walking around for 47 days in a dazed, confused manner, he's opened a top-hat store, been married and divorced...so...what else is there left to be done?



A: Pudding, pie, 47, LOTR, POTC, John...and now...the dazed and confused man wearing a top hat who wanders malls.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: For 1 million dollars, what is the order of obsessions on the 5MV Forums?

A: Sorry, mall is closed[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can I go and see the guy in top hat walking around all dazed and confused? Please?



A: It means there will be a guy in a top hat, that's what it means.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean this forum has a new obsession, huh? Huh?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You fool. That's because John's the dazed confused man walking around the mall in a top hat![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ohoh, 17 has started to talk about the dazed and confused man in the top hat who wanders around malls. guess who she thinks he looks like



A: The man in the top hat started also selling sunhats and purses in his hat store.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Do you know where I can buy a sunhat and a purse?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Of course. [iost_uid0]They're[/iost_uid0] professionals, unlike some I could mention.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Will the "Dazed Confused Man in a Top Hat Who Used To Walk Around Malls Top-hat, Purse, Sunhat, Shoe, and DomainName Emporium" fix my ripped purse?



A: I didnt really mean to start it. But I did. Oh well.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Someone mentions a new thing, then someone else uses it. Before you know, its an obsession. We will be cursed forever with John and the man in the top hat that looks like John and sells Purses, hats and other things in the mall while dazed and confused.

A: Whatever you do, do not talk about the woman with the big boobs, it might start a new obsession.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who's the top-hat-wearing, dazed, confused man who wanders around malls dating today?



A: If you add a man in a top hat to a girl with a silk bonnet, you get that.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where'd the baby in the bassinet come from?

A: PG-13[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So "Dazed and Confused:The Man in the Top Hat Who Wanders Malls" is rated WHAT for nudity, violence, and the occasional use of the word "frunk"?


A: 47 boxes of top hats on the wall, 47 boxes of top hats, take one down, sell it around, 46 boxes of top hats on the wall.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the song that the dazed and confused man in the top hat singing as he walks around the mall selling hats?

A: Oh look, the dazed and confused top hat guy is now wondering around on Enterprise. The Xindi don't stand a chance now.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the newest news on Enterprise? Any surprise weapons?


A: The dazed and confused man wearing a top hat did it. He wanders around the mall a lot, and owns a Top Hat store..[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I killed the sheriff, but who killed the deputy?

A: Ohh, we're never going to get rid of him [iost_uid0]now[/iost_uid0]![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think the man in the top hat who likes to wander around malls in a dazed and confused manner would like to be a movie star?



A: Man. Tophat. Dazed and confused in malls.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: [extremely friendly voice]Hello Opium, it's time for your medicins. How are you feeling today?[/extremely friendly voice]

A: Don't you dare![/colorost_uid0]