Answer --> Question game

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How can you say you don't mind John dying all the time?

A: My door is always open.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I keep having guys think I want them on the very first date. What do you think I am saying to them to make them think this?



A: Okay, so, flowers, chocolate, and a Body Shop girt cert isnt enough. Well you did go to the Body Shop soap store, and an autobody shop, right? Yes? Well then try a few free movie tickets.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So his parents got a devorce because of me. You see, his father looked at her and agreed with me... Then his mother realized he was bald and did I mention--

A: What was his name, anyway?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, this dude I met today kept dying, then coming back to life. It was so freaky.

A: Are you going to finish that?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So my story goes, "One day this man was walking down the street. He ran into an old love, who he had dumped because she was too pretty. However, what he didnt know what that the woman was actually a..." and that's where I get lost.


A: I cant beleive that![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You are so sexy.

A: You are The One[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick, say something so untrue and out of place the universe might decide to explode.

A: There comes the monkey out of the wrong sleeve.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I will now pull a monkey out of my left sleeve.

A: Dude, where is my starship[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: When I say, "Where's your starship, dude?" what do you say?

A: Complete past time.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is something I just cant go back to?


A: Darned fluffy pink plot bunny of DOOM![/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Everything just went blue and a popup told me to reboot the universe. What happened?*

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A. It slices, it dices, it kills people named John.




*Thanks, Fiver By Committee! [/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the "John-OW-thing?


A: So you gave her cheap baking chocolate? Bad.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: My Wife of 20 years left me today, never to return.

A: She left the tv only because she couldnt get it out the door.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did your wife take everything except your 50 inch tv? She even took your pants!


A: Buy flowers, good chocolate, a pretty card, and NO cheap baking chocolate, NO auto-body-shop gift certs, and dont mention that incident with John or the Top Hat man.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What should I do about my fear of heights?

A: She took the kids with her when she left me , but we didnt have any kids[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do mean, you're wife is crazy? She looked fine to me.

A: That guy is a jerk. Dump him already.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] [insert mile-long whinge about the Top Hat Man here] So what should I do about it?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Small steps, Ellie, small steps.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how big of a step do I have to take that is adequate for falling out of a plane?

A: That was a big small step[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you ever gone across the rope bridge at the park?


A: So...beautiful. No words to describe...should have sent poet.[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Trip, can you tell us about your first pecan pie?

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A. I can't tell you that. Plot Bunny Prime Directive.[/colorost_uid0]