Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Okay, so if these people are can run through walls, cant pick anything up, and can fall through doors, why arent they falling through the floors?



A: Yah, he's clumsy, he realizes happiness isnt a fish you can catch; he tried going to the spiritual machines, he changed his same to Naveed, now we dont know if he'll live. He doesnt think there is a place for him in this galaxy.

((hehe, 17 mentioned Contact, I'll give a smiley to anyone who can identify what I'm alluding to in the above answer) [/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I heard they are throwing Bob out of the Borg Collective.

A: You took the answer right out of my brain[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Cuts a piece out of Neo's brain. 42? What's this?

A: Isn't Earth supposed to figure out the [iost_uid0]question[/iost_uid0], instead of the answer?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Does Earth have an answer?

A: Yay, the Netherlands won. Oh wait, they beat the US. NOOOOOO![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you watching the poodle races? What's happening?



A: Answers are something you have to come up with yourself, young one.


(still no one has figured out where the things in my last post came from!)[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is it possible to generate random answers to life's most difficult questions?

A: Can you give me a different answer?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: No. I wont marry you, I just met you. Anything else?


A: lol! He's so cute! *sigh* I wish he were my boyfriend! *swoon*[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think NeoMatrix is hot?

A: Hey, you answered it, not me[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Universe to Earth. 42.

A: You just made the biggest mistake in your life.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Look, I made chili

A: Please rephrase that using a Topic Title format[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is Topic Title? Is like one-by-onestory? Answer-Question game? TopTens? GAS? WA?



A: No, I didnt mean Neo, I meant Johnny Depp, although I'm sure Neo would be fine.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So who were you talking about if you werent talking about Neo?

A: Topic Title was unlike anything you have seen before in these forums.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was Topic Title like?



A: The only way to answer that is in vague, uncertain terms.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How would Kosh describe Topic Title?

A: Yeah? Well, you're a dis.. dysle.. bad speller![/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. You're tsupid, aren't you?

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A. Well, if I had to pick three, I'd pick Riker, La Forge, and Porthos.


Edited because I got beaten to the punch[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you have DDA?



A: Super-human blue aliens of DOOM.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, what do you think will be the new forum obsession?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like Minbari Prime.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does the "Planet of the Old Forum Obsessions" look like?



A: Frodo. Sam. Walking down a road.[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Can you name for me a ringbearer, a gardener, and a way to get from one place to another?

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A. Even prettier than Legolas.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Johnny is soooo good, soooo talented,sooooo cool, I think may even be....



A: Wow, Legolas is so beautiful, but I think that guy is even better.[/colorost_uid0]