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ost_uid0]Q: So, while dubya went to the living room to eat a cookie, some insane killer bombed the gathering room. That's why all the dead bodies are there.A: He got out conveniently well, don't you think?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Somehow the killer escaped without anyone seeing himA: Sorry, you used up all your hints. You must find the killer on your own now.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Where did the killer go after he struck, and why did he wait till Dubya was out of the room?A: Where were you at that time, anyway?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: I came back to life after something big happened. I remember someone with a plasmanade, then a big flash. A: AHA! a clue (This must be our new obsession, lol)[/color ost_uid0] |
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ost_uid0]Q: I found this black feather at the front door.A: Not all of them died. Look, that one is still alive. I think he calls himself Sheridan.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Did he kill everyone in the room?A: For that, you get a free clue[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Um, no, I don't know whose fingerprint that is, but I can recite "Yankee Doodle" backwards. Does that count for anything?A: It was the pizza delivery boy, Your Evilness.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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ost_uid0]Q: Who ate all the "Special Chilli" that I left on the doorstep. Was it Porthos?A: A large binder full of stuff I should be studying.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: What is the clue you found on the table in the den with the notes? A: This is out of whack, dont you agree?[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q:What is going on![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q:What is going on? A: Look, I know you feel that way, the thing is, I just dont care.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Isn't it kinda odd the Answer --> Question game has been silent for so long?A: I would, but I'm afraid of the mysterious killer.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] So, why don't you find out why the Answer --> Question game has been silent for so long?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Because there wouldn't be any room for your legs.[/color ost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry |
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ost_uid0]Q: Why cant I buy this car?A: All signs say the killer went down this path, not the one with all the evidence on it.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, Data! Why are you going out the holodeck door? Moriarty clearly went down the road IN the holodeck, the one with all the footprints, blood, and the scarf that says "Property of Moriarty".A: The 'zing' just wasnt there, so it was cancelled.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Why was the murder mystery show cancelled?A: So is this what you are going to do for two months while you wait for the next new episode of Enterprise.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: I'm bored. I think I'll five the unabridged English dictionary.A: No, of course not. On an unrelated note, do you happen to have any rope I could borrow?[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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ost_uid0]Q: You arent going to go insane because of Enterprise reruns, are ya?A: Diplomatic Solution[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: So you take a diplomat, throw him in water, and hope he dissolves? What do you call that?A: What do you mean, I couldn't recognize a killer if he killed random civilians in front of my eyes?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: You couldnt even regonize a miller if the miller milled in front of your eyes.A: The redshirt got to say that![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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