Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Today class, I will be giving each one of you a shape for you to write a short story about. Travis, we will start with you.

A: No more lines for you[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *Mayweather*: Captain, a ship is approaching.


A: I don't care, you're just a redshirt.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, I want off this ship now!

A: Crap, we lost the Walt Disney holoprogram in that last attack.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you hear some of the violent, sexy, stupid programming various parts of the Disney company now produce?



A: Finding Nemo or Shrek, as long as it isnt what you just said. How can you even suggest that? Ew![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, you want to go see that movie, "Eating Nemo" or do you want to go see "Shrek Gone Wild"?

A: Why did you make me go that far? You are evil![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Haha, I made you post that "Q" you just posted!



A: You know who I feel sorry for? The niece in Finding Nemo. Maybe she grows up to be really nice![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Every time we watch Finding Nemo, you cry. Who do you feel sorry for?

A: Don't make me turn this movie off and beat you with it[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If [iost_uid0]The Search for Spock[/iost_uid0] is so wonderful, what's that captain doing sitting in a pink captain's chair, hmmmm?


A: . . . Do you think we could blame this on Neelix somehow?[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Lieutenant, our scans show that there is [iost_uid0]no[/iost_uid0] coffee in that nebula. So... are you going to tell the captain?

A: Yes. Twenty-four of them. One hour each.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you eat? How many meals a day? How long are each meal?

A: I would stop, but what would be the point in that?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Phlox, I can't read your presciption:"T'Pol and Trip are to have fgeoerg sessions a day?" Dies that refer to the message thing?


A: J..J...J...JENGA![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey T'Pol, what game is that you are playing with Trip?

A: Captain? Where's the Captain? Oh wait...I'm the Captain.[/colorost_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain Archer, They're attacking! What should we do? Captain? ...Jon?



A: Don't worry, I'll defend the ship until the day I... oo! Shiny...[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, Reed, I hear you might be going a little crazy cus you are sometimes sort of anti-social here on Enterprise...


A: I am Sam, Defender of Frodo, who's the greatest hobbit here in Middle Earth.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And just who do you think you are? Do you really think you two can sneak into Mordor without getting caught? Where are your parents?

A: Why not dig a tunnel?[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Me and Timmy are building a rocket ship out of this cardboard box so we can fly around the world to China so we won't have to do any homework or go to school or even clean our rooms! But it's really hard work. Do you have any Scotch tape?


A: You mean that [iost_uid0]isn't[/iost_uid0] actually Vincent Price?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: This is a 1/3 sized cardboard cutout of Vincent Price. Isn't it life-like(yet small)?


A: I have no idea who Vincent Price is.[/colorost_uid0]

[Alexia]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Who's Vincent Price? (I've never heard of him!)

A. A giant, slippery eel.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is one alien you really want to see Archer fight?



A: Wasn't Vincent Price that guy who was on the Simpsons for that Superbowl ep?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where have I see that Vincent Price guy?

A: I can't quite put my finger on it.[/colorost_uid0]