Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happened after John left the mall after talking to TopHatMan?

A: You mean the mall got destroyed in the meteor strike? Is TopHatMan ok, or did he move on to another mall before the mall got destroyed?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The mall got destroyed in the meteor strike. TopHatMan may be okay, and there is intelligence saying he went to another mall.



A: Yah, sure, you want "lines".[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can I have some more lines to speak? All you gave me was this line to play with, so I went around poking people with it.

A: Mayweather is dangerous with lines[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: To still be able to put Mayweather in the credits, we need to give him at least 2 lines average an ep. This could mean 2 an ep or save 'em all up for one ep with 52 lines for him. Does it matter which we do?


A: Poor Mayweather, even ignored in the Group Adaptive Story...[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Mayweather's dead! Quick, Jon, think of something to put on his gravestone!

A: A pair of tits will grow out of your forehead.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Spock, what will happen if I sleep with this cool alien babe?


A: Then I guess you need to do it.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Doctor! Doctor! My neighbour just told me that my husband and I need to [iost_uid0]have sex[/iost_uid0] to have kids! Is that true? We've been trying to have kids for [iost_uid0]years[/iost_uid0]! So, how?!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It gives me a warm fuzzy glow inside.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you feel everytime Sean Bean comes on screen in a movie? Do you luuuuv him? Like [iost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0]?


A: I sighed every time he came on screen. He's so dreamy![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you feel when the Sandman appears on the screen?

A: The last thing I remember him saying to me is "You are getting sleepy" and wondered how he knew that when I was insanely hyper.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was the last thing Prof. Dumbledore said to you before you ran out of the room screaming?


A: Oh, he's hot. He needs to make more movies![/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Doctor, what's wrong with my client? He's been acting oddly ever since he finished directing the LotR trilogy. I think he's running a fever!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's not ketchup, you idiot, it's BLOOD.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Yah know, those guys in Troy really should have been more careful where they eat fries.

(hehe, clever 17)

A: Because he's cute and clever and not hot in an oh-so-hot way.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Tell me again, Opium, why should I vote for Bush in the upcoming election?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I don't know. He turned purple and floated to the ceiling. Is that a bad sign?

(Of course I'm clever, you silly bint! )

Edit: Hmm. Come to think of it, that answer actually [iost_uid0]fits[/iost_uid0] the question I asked.[/colorost_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]A: Is John alright?


Q: Yes, that is what happened on Oprah yesterday[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Haaang on a minute. [iost_uid0]Who[/iost_uid0] started WW3 last night? Live on [iost_uid0]public television[/iost_uid0]? You're kidding, no way!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's.... quiet.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Honey, stick your head out the door and see if you can hear any of those forumgoers yacking about odd socks.

A: It's not that the socks are odd, in fact we have even socks, but one ran away.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Data, why are you still yammering on about odd socks?



A:No, not Bush. Kerry! And the Liberals or NDP. They are all super cool!


(I know you're a silly bint but what am I )[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you voting for Bush?

A: You are a silly bint, and you know it.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] ::sniffle:: Asshole, why don't you like me?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, BRAA![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's your theme song for today?



A: Well, it was high time TopHatMan and John received more attention![/colorost_uid0]