Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: No No No. It's a cuthtomer

A: :stupid:[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how did you respond when your girlfriend saw you, John, and TopHatMan holding hands and screaming on the "Bowelanator Roller Coaster"?



A: You know what? NO ONE CARES! No one cares about your vote. It's all just made up anyway, the real choosing is done a game of freaking TWISTER! Do you GET that? It's all a worthless sham, man. Votes mean nothing anymore![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, I want to play Twister too. Oh, I forgot to mention that I voted fo.....*GAK!*

A: Cangratuations Captain, you successfully explored every planet in the Delta Quadrant. Can we go home now?[/colorost_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I promise that I will get this ship home, no matter what it takes, it is my top prioritie. and I.. OH! A planet! Mister Kim, scan it!


A: If you press that button it will.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I want Paul Martin to apoligise for his mistakes so that he can clear the Liberals good name. But all I see in front of me is a "push to open" button for the polling station. How do I get Martin to apoligise?


A: I know you don't believe it, but your vote does in fact count. Everyone's vote counts. Vote with your mind, and you will be rewarded. Sucker![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I have a question, does a dead person's vote count? Cause I went to vote and they told me I couldn't vote because I was dead.

A: Sorry Captain, that was a typo[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why does this say I die over and over? Shouldn't it be John who dies over and over, not I, Jonathan?


A: I am soooo sick of hearing about the American election here in Canada. Besides, we Canadians have cooler election ads![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh look, there is another boring George Bush campaign ad. I think I better flee to Canada.

A: Ogga Booga[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does Ralph Nader claim George W. Bush says when he's on the phone with smaller countries?


A: The twister thing is over! The candidates now are elected through a game of Parcheesey![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So who do you think will win the annual presidental twister contest?

A: Opium just married TopHatMan[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Nah nah, NeoMatrix just married John! Top that!


A: Ew. I mean, like, just look at his hair. He really thinks he can win election with THAT?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So do you think Picard will win the "Best Looking Captain In The Universe" award?

A: And you thought I was going to mention Kerry[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And who is Kerry, anyway? You keep mentioning this person, but you never told me who this "Kerry" is.

A: Grass for his pillow.[/colorost_uid0]

[admiral sab]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. why do you want to kill Barney?



A. :madder:[/colorost_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick! Zeke has decided to remove all the emoticons but one! Which one should we keep?


A: The cubed root of 45037275[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is that logo on your shirt?


A: No, actually, I thought you would mention Harper.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Opium, were you trying to kill this thread?

A: Canada Day[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the day that Canadians celebrate by celebrating other cultures, and by wearing lots of red and white, and of course by BQing till we go insane?
(unless of course your dad can't find the barbeque element...)


A: Yay![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Boo?



A: No, I just feel kinda funny.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you really dating Jerry Seinfield?



A: Having seen it and liked it, yes.[/colorost_uid0]