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Q: Who was your first love?
A: I'm not answering that. Next Question |
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Q: hey neo, why are you banging your head on the keyboard?
A: mhmhmh that redshirt looks funny...
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Q: Wait a sec... since when did we have a Klingon Redshirt?
A: We seem to be experiencing some sort of temporary anomaly.
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Q: TROI! What's with the Temporary Anomaly?
A: Give Chakotay some Woodpecker-be-gone, I've got my own problems!
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#3385
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Q: Dear Lord! A woodpecker has taken up residence in Chakotay's head!
A: That would only happen if Troi and Chakotay had a baby. |
#3386
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Q: Ever heard of a kid that could sense trouble, but crashs the shuttles anyway?
A: Riker wouldn't like that |
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Q: Worf just asked Trio out again.
A: My head hurts.
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#3388
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Q: George, watch out for that tree! Are you ok?
A: Captain, I believe I see a convienent commercial break coming soon |
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Q: OH NO! What are we to do now that we are helplessly caught in the enemy's tractor beam?
A: Remember, HTML is ON.
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Q: Hey! What do you think will happen if I randomly add [b] to words?
A: You can find that at "Beads and plenty more"! |
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Q: I lost my marbles. Where can I find some more?
A: Captain, Ever get that feeling that things go bad when there are cameras watching us? |
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Q: Captain's Log, Stardate 38292.2: So far this delicate dangerous mission has gone smoothly. Today I walked onto the bridge to find those strange people who sometimes turn up out of nowhere with their antique cameras waiting for me and Lieutenant Matrix repeatedly slamming his forehead against his console. Which reminds me... Lieutenant Matrix, is something concerning you?
A: Sorry, can't answer that. The Chili Joke Police are already looking suspicious.
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Q: Archer: Where's my dog?
A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (At least it's better than double exclimation marks)
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Q: Paris: Oh, I've gotta go grab something quickly. Chakotay will you pilot for a second?
A: Oh baby baby, I shouldn't have let you go~oo. |
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Q: Cheesy song lyrics?
A: Ensign, don't concern yourself with stuff like that, just concentrate on not RAMMING THE SHIP INTO THAT HUGE ASTEROID!
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Q: Oh baby baby, I shouldn't have let you go.
A: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
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Q: What do the redshirts sing when the Captain goes to bed?
A: Whatcha going to do, whatcha going to do, when Janeway fires at you? Janeway Janeway... |
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Q: Sing a few bars of the new Voyager! The Modern Musical Comedy!.
A: Did you every know that you're my hero?
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Q: Hello, my name is John
A: I sure hope that was your stomach |
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Q: Ack! I just got shot in my chest!
A: Never again.
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