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Q: Do you the radius of an apple pie with whipped cream rounded to the nearest tenth?
A: Oh, snap!
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What further instructions could there be besides, 'Kiss your ass goodbye'? |
#3522
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Q: You have 999 posts!
A: Tip: Styles can be applied quickly to selected text.
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#3523
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Q:What did that paperclip thing say before you blew up your copy of Word?
A: Filtered.
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Tarn-Vedra: I just figure I would have a little more credibility and a little more gravitas if you posted too. FiveMinZeke: Yeah, understood. FiveMinZeke: (Oo, I have gravitas?) Tarn-Vedra: Yeah. FiveMinZeke: That does explain why I'm drinking Earl Grey right now.... Tarn-Vedra: Don't forget to tug the front of your shirt, Jean. |
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Q: What did they say about me when I wasn't there last week?
A: She must have has one too many skittles |
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Q: Why are there 11 pins down the end of the bowling ally?
A: Err...I think not.
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER. |
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Q: Alexia thinks that John is hot
A: I rest my case |
#3528
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Q: Closing Arguments?
A: This....
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Q: What are you looking for at the end of your mouse cable?
A: It was really sucky, it was totally the most suckiest suck that ever sucked.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: How was the Intergalactic Black Hole convention?
A: Well, it's the biggest one I've ever seen |
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Q: WOW! Look at the size of that zuccini!
A: Shouldn't something be in quotes in that sentence...
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#3532
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Q: then I said that's crazy and he said I don't think so!
A: Shhh! |
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Q: Hey - Did you hear that *gossip* ...
A: Why *hic* do *hic* you *hic* ask *hic* ? *hic*
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Q: Aren't you *hic* Man?
A: I ate the red ones first
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then! |
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Q: Hey! All these M&M's are blue!
A: Google. Definitely.
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Q: Where's the best place for me to find a replacement arm for my taxidermied Naussican?
A: Zeke, with the phaser, in the engine room.
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Tarn-Vedra: I just figure I would have a little more credibility and a little more gravitas if you posted too. FiveMinZeke: Yeah, understood. FiveMinZeke: (Oo, I have gravitas?) Tarn-Vedra: Yeah. FiveMinZeke: That does explain why I'm drinking Earl Grey right now.... Tarn-Vedra: Don't forget to tug the front of your shirt, Jean. |
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Q: Who's that in that picture?
A: Here, give me a second and I'll program one for you!
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Q: Quick, I need a hologram of Worf in a ballerina outfit, and I need it now!
A: Why, Lady Beverly, that sounds so uncouth!
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Tarn-Vedra: I just figure I would have a little more credibility and a little more gravitas if you posted too. FiveMinZeke: Yeah, understood. FiveMinZeke: (Oo, I have gravitas?) Tarn-Vedra: Yeah. FiveMinZeke: That does explain why I'm drinking Earl Grey right now.... Tarn-Vedra: Don't forget to tug the front of your shirt, Jean. |
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Q: Sir Jean Luc, do you want to go my bedchamber and do the taxes?
(maybe you need to be a fan of Calvin and Hobbes to get that one...) A: You really should NOT get drunk. Ever.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: When is the best time to get drunk?
A: I say is was 17 with the phaser in the Mess Hall |
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