Group Adaptive Story - Like the onebyone story, only stranger.

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Goo-goo gaaaa!" agreed a baby who asked not to be identified for privacy reasons.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Aragorn was frustrated. The plot had been abandoned. The story of the Quest had turned into endless ways of killing John. Frodo and Sam were to busy writing brilliant stories to help the Quest along. Jack and Arwen seemed to be becoming an item. And what the heck was up with Eowyn and Legolas?
"You've been infected" said the story's token wiseperson, Tara."You now have The OJake Syndrome".
"The WHAT?" said Aragorn.
"Here, let me show you" said Tara. With that, she brought OJake back. He was a shadow of his former self, wandering around in saying "The PLOT! The PLOT! What happened to the PLOT".
"I'm...I'm going to get like THAT?" said Aragorn.
"Well...yes, if you dont come up with a romantic subplot for yourself first" said Tara.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Aragorn and OJake looked at each other.
"Ah, hell," Aragorn muttered.
He leaned over and kissed OJake.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Jack and Arwen stopped talking about proper cocktail mixing. Legolas and Eowyn stopped working with arrows. And Frodo and Samwise put down their pens. John and Mr Anderson were revived. They all watched OJake and Aragorn.
And watched.
And watched.
And watched.
And watched.
And suddenly...some realization, some wonderful vision passed over everyone. An idea, a shared unity.
"All that was needed was...everyone to get a...romantic sublot?Even...a creepy one? said Frodo, and Tara nodded.
And so the story continued, as a new chapter began...[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Chapter 11: The Many Deaths of John, Part 2. Also, The Many Loves of Arwen[/bost_uid0]

"Why do I get the distinct feeling that I am not going to like this part?" John muttered.

"Oh be quiet," said Tara, who had strangely enough found herself a fold-down chair and a bucket of popcorn. "This next bit is really good. Munch munch munch."[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Suddenly there was a yell.
"ARAGORN! HOW COULD YOU?" said Arwen. "I was willing to die for you! But not anymore! I'm staying immortal and dating Captain Jack from now on!"
Aragorn began to weep. "How...why...oh...please take me back!" pleaded Aragorn.
"No" said Arwen, as she nuzzled Jack.
"Eowyn, please take back" pleaded Aragorn.
"Ha, I've got Legolas and immortality! And if this doesnt work out...Faramir!"
For some reason Faramir jumped out from behind a bench.
"Oh my, who IS this cutey?" asked Arwen, staring at Faramir, who was staring at Tara.
Tara giggled. This WAS getting good. She invited Xander and Willow to watch, too.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Everyone stopped to wish Blueberry a very happy birthday , then went back to watching Arwen flirt and John die.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Arwen looked at Faramir, then Xander."Hmmm...which to try first" she pondered.
"Coughsleazecough*" said Eowyn.
"Yes, she is one for treating dear Aragorn like that" said Legolas.
Suddenly, Faramir went over to Tara. "Dear maiden, how would you like to take a ride to the Gondor Library with me?" he asked.
"Um...if it just involves reading and riding talking...okay?" said Tara.
Willow felt a pang of jealousy, and said, "I'll come too".
"I guess so?" said Tara.
This made Xander feel jealous Arwen noticed, and asked him out.He said yes.
This made Captain Jack jealous. He took out his gun and fired his one bullet at John. John died.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]And Arwen flirted some more, and John died some more.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Then Arwen thought of an idea.
"Whoever can kill John in the most creative way may get the chance to marry me!" she said.
Aragorn cried. He was sick of this. And he was sick of avoiding OJake.
All the other guys, except Sam, Frodo, Faramir, OJake and Legolas, lined up to kill John. Even John lined to kill John.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Everyone killed John in creative ways. After everyone went, Arwen chose John as the winner. They went to Vegas, got married, then went to the hotel for their honeymoon. John died in bed while doing it, but Arwen didnt know until John walked in again. "Wow, it looks so different from this angle," said John. Arwen, surprised, said, "Oh my, I didnt mean to be so rough. Sorry Honey."[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Somebody dropped a can of black paint onto the thread in response to the sudden influx of necrophilia. I mean, like, NEO! That's SICK![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Arwen woke up. "NOOOOO!" she said. Thankfully, she realized the necrophelia was just a nightmare and that the the kill-John contest was just about to begin. She sat down on her throne and watched guys kill John. Meanwhile, on the ride to the Gondor Public Library...
"So...how do you like this country?" Faramir asked Tara.
She thought,"I wonder if he realizes..." She said:"Oh, it's wonderful, really"
"That's good, yes, this is the most enjoyable route" he paused and listened. "I think there is someone following us"
"Yes, that's Xander, he killed John in the contest and then started following me" said Willow."He's in love and cant have me.Oh well. So am I"
Tara sighed. Faramir didnt understand and continued to stare at Tara, until he was knocked off his horse by a low branch.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]*sniff sniff* somebody continue the story! *sob sob*[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]John died. So did Crichton.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Claudia Crichton, that is, who was John Crichton after his sex change.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Meanwhile, Tara, Faramir, and Willow had reached the library. Xander was still trying to hide, though everyone knew he was there. Then Willow shot up from the book she was reading. "Oh my! Look at this info on John!" she said, as everyone looked at the info on John, which was...[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]... scandalous.

[iost_uid0]Very[/iost_uid0] scandalous.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"You mean like, he [iost_uid0]died[/iost_uid0]?" Xander asked, surprised, "[iost_uid0]Before[/iost_uid0] we met him?"
"Outragious!" Exclaimed Arwen.
"How did he dare?" asked Faramir.
"But that's not all," said Willow, "Look!"
She pointed at the next page.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"John is an Elf?" said Xander." He's not pretty enough to be an ELF"
"Yes, I thought I felt some sort of magic from him-I thought it was just, you know, how he's dead and all" said Willow.
"Actually, I knew" said Tara. "I was going to tell you, but then this trip to the library was an easier way. You see, John is many thousands of years old. He was probably born soon after Legolas was. However, John never gained the wisdom, his choice was to live like a mortal, because he could get more girls. But every choice has its price.
"Yes, so death was his price?" said Willow
"How does it all work?" said Xander.
"You're really wise and beautiful, Tara" said Faramir.
Xander, Willow and Tara rolled their eyes. Then Tara revealed another suprise about John...[/colorost_uid0]