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Old 12-25-2004, 10:21 AM
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Q: Mom, what is in dad's "Lime Jello Veggie Suprise"?



A: At least it isn't creamed onions.
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Old 12-25-2004, 07:04 PM
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Old 12-25-2004, 11:35 PM
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Old 12-26-2004, 01:10 AM
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A: Wow, these guys suuuure know how to pull off an invasion huh? 5 whole posts. I'm so impressed.
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Old 12-26-2004, 02:27 AM
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Q: Did you see the trollers? They seem like a real bore to me.


A: I'm so bored I could fall asleep right about now.
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Old 12-26-2004, 03:01 AM
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Old 12-26-2004, 03:07 AM
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Old 12-26-2004, 06:04 AM
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Old 12-26-2004, 06:23 AM
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Old 12-26-2004, 06:46 AM
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Old 12-30-2004, 06:54 AM
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A: An infinite amount.
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Old 12-30-2004, 07:16 AM
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A: Dumb and jaded.
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Old 12-31-2004, 01:34 AM
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Q) What mood is chakotay in today?

A) USE THIS! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Old 12-31-2004, 01:58 AM
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A: Zuke? Nah, I don't think so
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Old 12-31-2004, 06:37 PM
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Old 12-31-2004, 07:16 PM
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Q) So if fortune favors the bold....

A) Nope, it isn't the final frontier.
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Old 01-01-2005, 02:15 AM
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Old 01-02-2005, 01:47 AM
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A: I don't see....oh....shoot, RUN!
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Old 01-02-2005, 03:37 AM
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