TJI special: 5MV moves to Venice!

[Chancellor Valium]

Oh, you mean the girl who wanted Spock to marry her or something in the episode In Which Spock Smiles? Yah, she was eevil....and that episode had T'Pau! She's so funny....

[richardson]

*Comes silently to the FMV forums, looking for the rare fiverinium, which he needs to complete his secret doomsday device. When he gets noticed....* Who me? No, I'm not using this large fiverinium vacuum to cause evil, why would you assume that?

[MaverickZer0]

Get in line. Some of us use Dark Chips. Other use pie. Still others inspire fear by their anonymousness of having no avatar.

You all know who you are.

[KillerGodMan]

EXCELENT job Valium, you should do more! MORE! MORE I SAY! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Please? :wink:

[richardson]

*Sees the long line of evil villans.* Hmmmm, this could get complicated real fast. *Goes over to the FBC forum to use the matrix hack to get guns, really big phasers in fact. And lightsabers, no truely evil force is complete without them.*

[PointyHairedJedi]

You gotta be careful with those things, let me tell you. And for goodness sake, don't make my mistake and try and use one to cut your fingernails with!

[Chancellor Valium]

Unfortunately for you all, I have completed my evil plans, and am currently in Stage Two: Conquering And Domination. The flow-charts are becoming diabolically complicated to read. And KGM: thanks! I do have some connections with journalism, so-oo....I might write something else at some point......I need to drum something up, though....

[richardson]

Why bother with flow-charts and journaliism? *Moves his clone army into town.* Huge overwhelming force works just as well until you encounter a plucky hero. The more complicated your plan is, the easier it is to fell.

*But just in case, he intends to intoduce poor FMV to Flashtrek.*

[Chancellor Valium]

Sorry, did I not mention my armies of Mild Apocalyptic Feeling, and Legions Of Slight Discomfort? Oh, and I hold three nations under my grasp.....and they want to stay that way, too.

[richardson]

Odd, a guy who uses slight evilness, and me, a former universal dominator who quit due to just not caring, and now that he is in reach of the most powerful subtance ever has only come back so that he remains to be known as the greatest villan ever.

Chancellor Valium, you have met your match. ONWARD, MY ARMIES OF UTTER DESTRUCTION! *he gets popped by his top aide, who has had to remind him before that yelling out commands is not a good thing.*

[Chancellor Valium]

no, no I have not. I defeated Merciless Ming in single battalioned combat. My strategies are drawn from the greatest generals of time and space. And I have a goatee and powers from the Left Side of the Force....

[richardson]

And I am the right. I am your anthesis, and I think things are going to get ugly in the future.

[Chancellor Valium]

that would make you a force for good. And while you may be my antithesis you obviously lack my greatest strength: Style. Oh, and WMDs, naturally. Since I have fiverinium, you cannot defeat me. And I've started synthesising it....so there!

[richardson]

AHG! *Starts researching counter agents for fiverinium.*

[Chancellor Valium]

*increases defences around fiverinium stores and puts up SEP field around it.*

[richardson]

*Lures Valium out with pie so that they can have a protracted lightsaber duel.*

[Chancellor Valium]

*reduces richardson to a smouldering heap with his awesome lightsaber powers*

[richardson]

*A clone of him steps out, actually, about 10,000 clones.* You see, we come prepared for any emergancy. *The all jump on valium.*

[PointyHairedJedi]

Ahh, you don't know how long I've been waiting to use that.

[richardson]

All right. But just in case, to keep further conflict from happening. *Mines the walls with anti-matter explosives and keeps the control*