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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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![]() Neo: Wouldn't a spoon be better for eating this glop? Morpheus: Sorry, Neo. There is no spoon. Cypher: Forks are for eating steaks with, darn it! Mouse: What're you going to do, ask an Agent to feed you dinner? Cypher: No need. Morpheus: Today we visit the Oracle in-- Neo: Delphi? Morpheus: New York, you berk.[/color ![]() |
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[*]The spoon joke [*]The Delphi gag[/list]and lots of other jokes that shouldn't be forgotten, of course. ![]() I'm going to take a bit of inspiration from Pteryx here and do a scene for the steak joke. Neo: Yuck! This stuff is gross! Tank: It's all we have here. If you're really upset about it, you could always return to the Matrix. An Agent would probably come down on you within seconds, but if you're really persuasive maybe he'll buy you a gourmet dinner. Cypher: Heh. Sure, persuasive's good. But [i ![]() ![]() Silence: ... Cypher: Er, not that I have ever betrayed, say, Morpheus to the Agents for a steak dinner. Nope, never done that. Now one for the spoon joke (this one's short enough we might be able to tack on the Delphi joke at the end): Mouse: How's breakfast, Neo? Neo: Painful. I keep accidentally poking myself with this fork. Don't you people have even a single spoon? Tank: Sorry, Neo. There is no spoon.[/color ![]()
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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