Top Ten Signs You've Been Hanging Around 5MV Too L - ong. C'mon, everybody have a go. S'fun

[Kira]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I've certainly done that last one.[/colorost_uid0]

[Wonko The Sane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-10 When at the bowling alley, you constantly refer to the 'transwarp bowling ball of destiny'

-11 You threaten your friends if they use more than one exclamation mark in a sentence[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I like that #-10!

-12. When the optometrist asks you to read the 20/15 line on the eye chart (HARIWMW), you squint and say: "N...umm, A...H...I or T...M...Hey, not only can I read it, I know the guy!"[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]rofl took me a sec to get that one NAH.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-12.5: Every random song, Monty Python quote or Simpsons episode provokes the thought "I have to work that into a fiver somehow."[/colorost_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-13: Going into negative numbers in a top ten list does not surprise you in any way, shape or form.

-14: When anyone pulls out a large, engraved hammer, you cringe and run.

I've done #9 before, whislt playing football. American football.[/colorost_uid0]

[Wonko The Sane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-15 You refer to all of your relationships as " 'ships ", and only use your initial and your partner's, seperated by a slash.

(example: Z/K)[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Damn, all the good ones are already done!

Hmmmmmmmm...

-16: You've had a joke in mind for [iost_uid0]months[/iost_uid0] but haven't had time to five anything. You're slowly going insane waiting for an opportunity to use it.

I do exposition, not humour.

~Nan[/colorost_uid0]

[Kira]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I've done an entire fiver solely to use a single joke I thought up.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-17. You discuss your favorite episodes with a friend and are either hopelessly confused or convinced your friend has an awful memory when he insists he doesn't remember seeing anyone wearing little hats in "The Trouble With Tribbles". :smile:[/colorost_uid0]

[MmeBlueberry]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-18. Occasional discovery that thoughts are being processed in "Topic Title" format.[/colorost_uid0]

[Things Are Good]

[quoteost_uid0="MmeBlueberry"][color=#000000ost_uid0]-18. Occasional discovery that thoughts are being processed in "Topic Title" format.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Damn, I was gonna use that too.

Oh well...[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-19. Whenever someone says something stupid, you have the habit of replying "Illogic makes Baby Surak cry".[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]:lol: That was a great one, MmeBlueberry!

-20. You are firmly convinced that you could take over the entire galaxy, if only you could find a cute-enough little monkey.[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]What about a cute enough little dog?

::waits for someone to say "I thought you were a cat!"::[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[quoteost_uid0="Kira"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I've done an entire fiver solely to use a single joke I thought up.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh? Which one?

I have bent and twisted entire sections of fiver around to fit a joke I thought was funny. Hehehe.


~Nan[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[quoteost_uid0="Opium"][color=#000000ost_uid0]-19. Whenever someone says something stupid, you have the habit of replying "Illogic makes Baby Surak cry".[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]*falls off chair laughing*

So funny and evil... in SO many ways.


~Nan[/colorost_uid0]

[Kira]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Nan"]Oh? Which one?[/quoteost_uid0]
"Alliances", for this scorekeeping joke:

[bost_uid0]Seska:[/bost_uid0] Ha! Seska 1, Chakotay 0!
[bost_uid0]Culluh:[/bost_uid0] Ahem.
[bost_uid0]Seska:[/bost_uid0] Oops. I mean, Maj Culluh 1, Chakotay 0.
[bost_uid0]Culluh:[/bost_uid0] That's better.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-21. You've been hanging around 5MV too long when you can recite from memory, verbatim and in order of publication, every single fiver reference to J/C from all the sections combined. :O

(Edit) I didn't say that it applied to myself, Zeke. I merely hypothesized a qualitatively high probability that the trait postulated is invariably characteristic of a being who has spent an undesirably lengthy time suspended from any of various supports which are in immediate proximity to the "Five-Minute Voyager" website.

But since you ask, well, I do remember Chakotay got a cameo in "Broken Bow", although that was in connection with the running "wood" joke. Maybe there was something in an ENT fiver about one of the men and one of the women being stranded on a planet together...?[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh yeah? Name one from Enterprise without looking.[/colorost_uid0]