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Old 03-21-2005, 04:00 AM
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Prairies: Everything tastes like... um... what's "taste"?
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Old 03-21-2005, 10:58 AM
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The Territories: Everything tastes like muktuk.
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Old 03-22-2005, 07:46 PM
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Wah, I missed the green!

*Waits twenty seconds then refreshes*

Shoot, that usually works as well.
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Old 03-22-2005, 08:09 PM
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Wah, I missed the green!
That's a two-stroke penalty if you landed in the water hazard.
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Old 03-22-2005, 08:37 PM
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You golf! Ahhh, that explains many, many things, Sa'ar.
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Old 03-22-2005, 10:18 PM
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No, Dad golfs. It's part of his job (he's a realtor).

He sent me to lessons once. The first thing the instructor said was "Who's here because their parents made them come?" I put up my hand and he said "You can go home now."
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Old 03-22-2005, 11:40 PM
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Hmm, back to the drawing board then.
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[obscureenglishreference] "Don't add in the date! hurhurhur.....". Boing! "Time for bed!" Said Zebedee[/obscureenglishreference]
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Quote:
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Whether Canadians actually have any regional cuisine?
Canadian Shield - Everything tastes like Poutine (even Dairy Queen)
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Old 03-28-2005, 10:09 PM
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A quick note: I can't get into the site FTP for some reason. I'm sure it's just a minor tech issue that they'll be able to fix, but until they do, I'm stuck. So just pretend the site banner was changed to the Easter version this weekend.
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Can we also pretend that new fivers are posted?
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