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06-19-2003, 10:52 PM
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs 
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06-19-2003, 10:56 PM
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Sal: Where\'s he goin\'? Joyce: To get his nachitos back from the aliens. Sal: What? By himself? --It\'s Walky!, David Willis
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06-19-2003, 11:04 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Can I crush the Enterprise set, set fire to vintage Star Trek memorabilia, and ask why Work looks differnt than TOS Klingons, and also restart ds9 for another 10 seasons, because it's my fave one?A: Question me, answer to me.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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06-20-2003, 05:49 AM
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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06-20-2003, 06:03 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why is it that the transporter broken, the holodeck malfunctioning, a mysterious virus is ravaging the ship and shuttles are crashing left right and centre?A: The Last Saskatchewan Pirate[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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06-20-2003, 06:27 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So what is the next Orlando Bloom film called? I know they changed it from Pirates of the Caribean because it was filmed in a hay field...A:Aw, my birthday, my special, special birthday in 39 minutes.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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06-20-2003, 02:19 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's the best thing that will happen to you in the next hour?A: Which one?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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06-20-2003, 06:06 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. What, someone's stealing a shuttle? It isn't that evil alien bent on mayhem that we foolishly allowed onboard the ship, is it?A. Because I'm just weird that way.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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06-20-2003, 06:29 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why won't you walk around on street in a dress?A: It's poisoned.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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06-20-2003, 06:43 PM
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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06-20-2003, 06:49 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Have you realized, dear sir, that you have the obnoxious tendancy to ask extremely lengthy and complex question, thereby completely confusing, and perhaps even annoying, any incidental onlookers?A: No, that's a fire hydrant.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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06-20-2003, 07:33 PM
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Dental Hygienists are X-Rayted. *´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Floss Naked!
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06-20-2003, 07:33 PM
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Sal: Where\'s he goin\'? Joyce: To get his nachitos back from the aliens. Sal: What? By himself? --It\'s Walky!, David Willis
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06-20-2003, 08:11 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why do I look so haggard?A: Non Sequitur[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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06-21-2003, 04:53 AM
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ost_uid0]Q:In what episode did Ensign Kim wish he was back on Voyager instead of being home?A: To Q or not to Q[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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06-21-2003, 11:25 AM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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06-21-2003, 01:42 PM
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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06-21-2003, 02:06 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What did you think of the redshirt, Kirk?A: Never, I tell you. NEVER![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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06-21-2003, 04:16 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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