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01-16-2005, 05:58 AM
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Q: Is that one of those Snape/Madame Hooch fanfics where Hooch flies Snape away to the rainbow?
A: It could be called that.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#4042
01-16-2005, 06:01 AM
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Q: Could you call a small post a postilily?
A: Now, that's the strangest looking rock I've ever seen!
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#4044
01-16-2005, 04:35 PM
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Q: My feet hurt.
A: I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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01-16-2005, 05:26 PM
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Q) Why did you smell last week?
A) Cool, I've always wanted to multiply myself.
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01-16-2005, 06:32 PM
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Q: Check out this cloning machine I just got from Clones 'R' Us!
A: What have we done!
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#4047
01-16-2005, 08:42 PM
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Q: You haven't just lost you're memory, have you?
A: You idiot! You've just made another Zuke! RUN FROM HIS TACKY GOATEE! RUUUUUUN!
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01-16-2005, 11:33 PM
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Q: Wow! Cool this mirror-universe teleporter really does work!
A: That truly is a tradgedy of epic proportions.
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#4049
01-17-2005, 02:38 AM
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Q: GAK!
A: At least my ghost is still around...
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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01-17-2005, 05:54 AM
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Q: Your part has been cut, Hamlet Senior.
A: Socrates liked to wear socks.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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01-17-2005, 06:27 AM
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Q: Y'know names can tell you more than you might think!
A: Oh, crap.
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01-17-2005, 07:08 AM
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Q: *at Broadway premeire* To Be or not to be...that is the question! Um...line?
A: But I like fishing boats!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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01-17-2005, 07:47 AM
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Q: Captain, we manage to find you a nice yacht to use on your shoreleave. Your request for a fishing boat has been denied due to their being no fish on this planet.
A: Don't worry, it is just another one of Seven's multi personalities coming through.
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01-17-2005, 07:54 AM
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Q: Doc, we are out of time and solutions. Quick, what is your last option to cure this patient from the common cold?
A: Just don't give her the Code Red with that chocolate
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01-17-2005, 07:58 AM
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Q: I was thinking of describing Code Orange in the chocolate frosting of Evil!Troi's birthday cake.
A: Here is a big pie.
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01-17-2005, 08:00 AM
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Q: Quick, I need a pie.
A: In reality, pie will always remain the same size, therefore, you cannot make pie bigger. However, you can always get a bigger slice.
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01-17-2005, 08:14 AM
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Q: I want a really big pie for my Candlelight Supper.
A: Violet.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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01-17-2005, 04:12 PM
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Q: What is your favorite color?
A: It may be a rerun of Voyager, but it's new to me
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