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01-23-2005, 05:44 AM
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Q: Captain, what is that strange device sitting on the water? It looks like some kind of launching device, but its malfunctioning.
A: It's only an umbrella
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#4102
01-23-2005, 06:16 AM
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Q: That umbrella is really a portkey right to Voldemort's chamber!
A: Big green monkey, everyone's a junky.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4103
01-23-2005, 12:22 PM
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Q: Let's sing the Big Green Monkey song!
A: MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
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#4104
01-24-2005, 04:23 AM
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Q: Are you high?
A: No fair, your species is very flexible.
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#4105
01-24-2005, 08:57 AM
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Q: Meow! *SigKitty does amazing feet of flexibility*
A: Ignorant fool, that brave young suitor.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4106
01-25-2005, 01:25 AM
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Q: Some suitor just badmouthed B&B in-front of Zeke! He also used double exclamation marks!
A: Cake!
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#4107
01-25-2005, 04:16 AM
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Q: Well, if it isn't pie, what is it?
A: Oh, give me a break
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#4108
01-25-2005, 07:11 AM
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Q: You have another shift right now.
A: Insolent boy, that slave of fashion.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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01-25-2005, 07:12 AM
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Q: What do you know about John's son?
A: They had pie together and the rest was history
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01-25-2005, 07:13 AM
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Q: How did Spock and Kirk meet?
A: GO NOW, AND LEAVE ME! FORGET ALL YOU'VE SEEN!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4111
01-25-2005, 08:17 PM
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Q: AHA! I caught ya steeling the Holy Pie!
A: Good to the last crumb
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#4112
01-26-2005, 01:50 AM
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Q: What did you-know-who (NOT capitalized) say about that coffee pie I sent her?
A: I blame Zeke, but you already knew that.
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#4113
01-26-2005, 03:43 AM
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Q: Uh oh, a not dead update...
A: Dear Lord, that's suicide!
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#4114
01-26-2005, 06:01 AM
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Q: I'm going to eat Neelix's food.
A: Pity comes to late, turn around and face your fate, an eternity of this before your eyes.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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01-26-2005, 07:32 AM
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Q: So, what did your fortune cookie say?
A: That is not how things are in the Delta Quadrant. You can take that to one of the other quadrants, but not this one.
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#4117
01-26-2005, 06:55 PM
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Q: What was Mulder making all these years after the X-Files?
A: Paper faces on parade.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4118
01-27-2005, 07:06 AM
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Q: Hoshi, can you translate what they said about the parade?
A: Well, that makes no sense at all
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#4119
01-27-2005, 03:11 PM
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Q: Graphyx hysan blachs?
A: No connection!
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#4120
01-27-2005, 04:06 PM
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Q: What do AOL and a severed spacewalk tether have in common?
A: I call it . . . Pietopia.
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