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Old 01-31-2005, 05:19 AM
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Q: Why is Johnny singing in front of the mirror?

A: Make it a combo
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Old 01-31-2005, 08:21 AM
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Q: Would you like breakfast with your bookshelves?

(you might need to listen to Ikea ads to get that one...)



A: Get the party started if you know what I mean.
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Old 01-31-2005, 03:17 PM
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Q: Everyone is here, now what?

A: Try the last room on the right
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Old 02-01-2005, 02:34 AM
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Q: Where is room 101?



A: Go over and sing a song in the corner.
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Old 02-01-2005, 03:38 AM
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Q: What should I do while I wait to get out of prison?

A: Where did that come from?
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Old 02-01-2005, 05:22 AM
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A: *** Warning! ***
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Old 02-01-2005, 06:07 AM
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Q: Hey, look what happens when I press this button!

A: A Voyager episode in real time
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Old 02-01-2005, 08:08 AM
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Q: What is more exciting than a football game in real time?



A: A soap opera on steriods.
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Old 02-01-2005, 05:16 PM
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Q: Could you describe your French Classical Theater exam?

A: It went great, until the staple exploded and the papers caught on fire
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:37 AM
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Q: How did your presentation go?


(I wish this had happened during my presentation that I did today...it was boooooooring)

A: A huge mushroom and a ball of wool.
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:32 AM
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Q: What would MacGyver need to get out of this situation?

A: Captain, all he did was cut the transmission. There is no need for that!
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Old 02-02-2005, 05:43 AM
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Q: We will kill Paris and then use his bones to remake the ship go moving again!



A: Me sense make no I headache have.
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:02 PM
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Q: :shock: WHOA! That was a large fall! Are you alright?

A: He has me now? Uh-oh...
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Q: Then Mj said "I have KGM now!"
A: "Oh, Gaberelle!" Esmerelda exclaimed, before fainting.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:09 PM
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Q: I am here to save you from the evil scientist that has held you hostage in this...cool mansion.

A: Things that never work right
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Q: Starfleet's security protocols.


A: There is no sound in space.
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Old 02-03-2005, 12:01 AM
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Q: What is the one thing that Hollywood does not believe in when it comes to making movies and shows involving space?

A: Things that cause other things to get out of whack
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Q: What causes past topics in threads?

(AND, just to go with it...)

A: You're in luck, the date with me is free today!
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Old 02-03-2005, 03:25 AM
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Q: I'm here for the date.

A: Asking for a date over the Comm is not the best way to get a girl
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Old 02-03-2005, 04:23 AM
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A: At least I didn't use the Comm
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